A gun with a shed/body-cavity load of ammo. And monopoly. Play by every rule, a 6+hour game a day, and time would fly. And finally a stick of dynamite. To bust/explode my way out. Not sure how all that would fit in?
Considering in NSW at least you go to remand which contains all sorts of the worst sorts, if I was going down to gaol, I'd want to take a bad case of BO, a beard, roll around in the dirt and generally be as unclean and unattractive as possible.
Rellie, Sorry to hear about your impending jail term. Whatever you do, DONT tell the other inmates that you're doing time for liking hot large meat lovers !!!!
If that was a reference to women's prison it is even worse than richie's post
OH GOD NO NO NO NO LORD NO!!! totally not ment that way. if i was stuck in a mens prison i wouldnt eat any food the were to make. so i would bring a stash of sushi... GOD YOUR BAD!
) with an unlimited Telstra data allowance for 6 months 
