I've had 8 wild turkey and colas tonite and feel like I have seen the light
, the whole world looks completely different through Kentucky Bourban eyes
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I can now see I've been too brash at times, too Egotistical, too Narcissistic, I've sworn too much, been upmeself, bragged too much, teased too much, offended too many people, been too out there (Whatever the hell that means?), I think it's time to change
I've never let people know what I'm really like, well here goes
I just wanna say "I luvyas all!!" I wish all of us windsurfers could stand round in a circle, hold hands and sing songs together. I'm so happy that I could even hug a kitesurfer tonite!
I'm gonna stop being so silly on the forum from now on, it's time for me to grow up and be the fat middleaged guy that I am and be proud, hold my double chin up high and smile to the world.
Elmo I'm sorry for asking you to call me "Sir Hardie", and I promise I'll stop trying to add lead weights toya board and blunt your fin when we're speed sailing together. Leski babe, I'm gonna look as ugly as I can when I'm around you, so you can feel your better looking than me, you handsome french devil, newly wed kinda guy! No more sexual innuendo
I'm gonna stop sneaking into Hardina's room to help her with homework
Except for that little cheapy
One problem for me is If I get too serious, I won't be able to feed Poor Relative with the intro lines to make me laugh? Anyway, I'll have to work on that one
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Anyway enough crapola, the new Hardie is born. Greeny your safe now mate
Relax and be happy young gorgeous man
That was a cheapy
I did 71 km/hr today in a dream I was having, bugger I had to wake up outa that one
My first run was 65.8 Elm
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Comment from Hardina (Swedish Exchange Student) "Hardi iz so bootiful"
