Went sailing with the Hardy fella this arvy at Sharkies, had some fun, got the Crrap scared out of me till Hardy came to the rescue.
It all started when the wind picked up enough for Hardie to come belting in on a nice run. With a big smirk on his face he goes "race ya around that big black cray float out there", fair enough It's on.
Hardie gives me a bit of a head start hamering along we see a flock of birds in the distance out there going balistic over some fish.
Thinking we are getting close to where we have got to gybe a bloody dirty big shark is chasing the fish right in front of us (SMEG)
Elmo has the thought "oh ****e" (it's a lonely though) and promptly executes a prefect splatt gybe.
Hardy seeing elmos predicament an resulting brown stain in the water sails on past shouting "I'll save you Elmo" and gybes Perfectly on top of the bloody thing whilst hurling abuse at it.
Hardy You are my hero