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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

BabaORiley

434 posts

BabaORiley

WA, 434 posts

14 Feb 2012 11:56am

Whats 6inches long and wont be gettin sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitneys crack pipe

hoagie

VIC

284 posts

hoagie

VIC, 284 posts

14 Feb 2012 3:03pm

Is it too early to start this????

Bone74

380 posts

Bone74

380 posts

14 Feb 2012 12:07pm

It's been 2 days already how long did you want to wait

CMC

QLD

3954 posts

CMC

QLD, 3954 posts

14 Feb 2012 2:16pm

I heard the Columbian government is funding her funeral.

Mark _australia

23680 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23680 posts

14 Feb 2012 1:16pm

Trouble is they are all going to be the same as Amy Winehouse jokes and whichever drug riddled "star" was before that

Eagerly awaiting some clever ones though.

Mister Dugong

368 posts

Mister Dugong

368 posts

14 Feb 2012 1:24pm

She is all soul now.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

da vecta

QLD, 2515 posts

14 Feb 2012 3:52pm

Where was Kevin Costner when this happened?

BabaORiley

434 posts

BabaORiley

WA, 434 posts

14 Feb 2012 1:52pm

Mark _australia said...

Trouble is they are all going to be the same as Amy Winehouse jokes and whichever drug riddled "star" was before that

Eagerly awaiting some clever ones though.

and mine wasn't clever mate?
Well not mine but a text from a friend who got it off a friend who got it off facebook from a friend of a friend who coppied it from an old Amy Winehouse,
oh i see where ya goin

highnoon

VIC

602 posts

highnoon

VIC, 602 posts

14 Feb 2012 8:35pm

What do Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse have in common?..........
They both have a 10 year old crack addiction!

Simondo

VIC

8025 posts

Simondo

VIC, 8025 posts

14 Feb 2012 8:46pm

^ low! very low!... took me a moment to compute.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

14 Feb 2012 8:48pm

Note to self ....... Drugs and bath tubes dont mix.

Next time Im off my guts on crack,
I will go for a drive around the block instead of taking a bath. Much safer

sausage

QLD

4874 posts

sausage

QLD, 4874 posts

14 Feb 2012 9:07pm

lotofwind said...

Note to self ....... Drugs and bath tubes dont mix.

Bath Tubes - Coroner said nothing about Whitney surfing did he?

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

14 Feb 2012 10:13pm

I used to think it was very hypocritical of her to do Pepsi ads but spend all her money on Coke.

busterwa

3782 posts

busterwa

3782 posts

14 Feb 2012 7:21pm

I hear her latest movie is THE BODYBAG !!!! (insert whip sound here)

Scotty88

4214 posts

Scotty88

4214 posts

14 Feb 2012 8:50pm

BabaORiley said...

Whats 6inches long and wont be gettin sucked this Valentines Day?

Whitneys crack pipe

I was going to say the first half of mine.

Mark _australia

23680 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23680 posts

14 Feb 2012 8:59pm

BabaORiley said...

Mark _australia said...

Trouble is they are all going to be the same as Amy Winehouse jokes and whichever drug riddled "star" was before that

Eagerly awaiting some clever ones though.

Sorry, yes that reads bad. I meant 'original' ones
It is clever

highnoon

VIC

602 posts

highnoon

VIC, 602 posts

15 Feb 2012 12:51am

McDonalds have now released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal .........................It's Just Coke and Ice

Paradox

QLD

1326 posts

Paradox

QLD, 1326 posts

17 Feb 2012 10:53am

recent headlines...

WHITNEY HOUSTON BEATS BOBBY BROWN TO DEATH!

Reports from paramedics on the scene advising they found an old black bag full of drugs floating in a bath.....

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