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Mobydisc
Mobydisc
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17 Feb 2008 11:56pm
I use gmail as my main email and have a work email address.

I get around 5 spam email on my gmail account and around around 3 a day on my work account.

Gmail spam is 99% about growing my penis. I am not sure where they got the idea its too small as its enough to satisfy my wife and I don't go round sticking it in other women.

So who lied to them and said I have a small penis?

Even if I did have a small penis, how likely would it be that I buy some crap over the Internet and get ripped off on my credit card? I'd be just as stupid to attach a brick to my donger with a rope and hope it grows that way. It would probably be easier to stop snorting cocaine.

Surely the potential market of sexually active men with small penises and even smaller brains is so small it doesn't make it worthwhile sending out this crap? Why the hell do they do it? Is it some amazing scheme to take over the Internet and these spam emails are a ruze?



monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
17 Feb 2008 11:59pm
i suspose moby you could say your hung like a horse
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
17 Feb 2008 10:05pm
Download and use spam blocker, its free and stops that crap dead in the water.
heres the link.
www.spamfighter.com/
Mineral
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
17 Feb 2008 10:59pm
Dont look at porn on the net cos they know who you are
spot1
spot1
WA
1588 posts
WA, 1588 posts
17 Feb 2008 11:02pm
its hard when there is no wind to get the pole out
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
17 Feb 2008 11:11pm
Mobydisc said...

I use gmail as my main email and have a work email address.

I get around 5 spam email on my gmail account and around around 3 a day on my work account.

Gmail spam is 99% about growing my penis. I am not sure where they got the idea its too small as its enough to satisfy my wife and I don't go round sticking it in other women.

So who lied to them and said I have a small penis?

Even if I did have a small penis, how likely would it be that I buy some crap over the Internet and get ripped off on my credit card? I'd be just as stupid to attach a brick to my donger with a rope and hope it grows that way. It would probably be easier to stop snorting cocaine.

Surely the potential market of sexually active men with small penises and even smaller brains is so small it doesn't make it worthwhile sending out this crap? Why the hell do they do it? Is it some amazing scheme to take over the Internet and these spam emails are a ruze?






The fact that they do it means they make money out of it.
They automatically send out millions of these every day without anyone doing anything. It costs them almost nothing to do it because their computer program does it for them.
If one person in a thousand responds, then from a million spams they get 1000 returns, and make a fortune! So they continue.

Phone selling is the same.
Do you think some guy in india sits there dialing all those numbers during the day when most of them aren't even home??
The fact is, they are dialed by a computer which just goes through the telephone directory list (which they buy) and dials every number in it.
If some one answers, the call is then passed on to a real person, if there is one free.
If there is not a real person free then after you answer and sit there saying "hello, .... hello,... hello,... " like a bloody parot for 10 seconds, the autodialler just hangs up on you. Great! Just what we need when we are busy, or grubby, or in the shower, or on the can,. or,...

So I always tell them just how much I appreciate their personal attention by giving them a piece of my mind. And it's not the nice piece. I save that for people I like.


Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
17 Feb 2008 11:16pm
I get absolutely none. Nothing at all. If you email address is say [email protected] (now they can have some[}:)]) it is fairly common name, and people will think of it on the spot.
Now some websites ask for age name email address for a little survey thing. And some people () enter random name , age and an email address. The random email address wouldnt be a complicated one, it would be a simple one the spot thought up name @wherever.com.
That is what i think. So avoid have email addresses like
Bill @hotmail,com
Greg @hotmail,com
etc etc.
DL
DL
WA
659 posts
DL DL
WA, 659 posts
18 Feb 2008 4:36pm
who cares?

Gmail catches it all anyway.
jp747
jp747
1553 posts
1553 posts
18 Feb 2008 11:24pm
i get tons of spam but i make sure i read it one by one by title that is cuz some are legit and adressed to me by sometimes friends how does this happen
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
20 Feb 2008 9:22am
DL said...

who cares?

Gmail catches it all anyway.



Gmail spam protection isn't 100%. Legitimate emails sometimes end up there.

My point is, why all the stupid emails about penis enlargement?

What is the potential market for such a product?

Sure spam could be a legitimate marketing method, ie you might be be able to sell cheap DVD players for $20 each and need to get rid of them.

However all I ever get is stupid "Stop being embarressed" and "Pleasure your woman".
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
20 Feb 2008 11:07am
Its ok mobeydisc. Just stop being embarrased, give your woman the present that keeps giving
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