I like the smell of freshly cut grass, is that because I eat red meat?

I've been reading a few stories about people who receive transplant organs and begin to take on the donor's personalities. There's even a guy who married his donor's wife and died the same way (suicide, maybe it was her).

Anyway, do you reckon it's possible I like the smell of freshly cut grass so much because little pieces of the cows, lambs etc I've been eating have slowly become a part of me?

If you are a vegetarian do you like the smell of freshly cut grass as much as me?

evlPanda said...

I like the smell of freshly cut grass, is that because I eat red meat?

I've been reading a few stories about people who receive transplant organs and begin to take on the donor's personalities. There's even a guy who married his donor's wife and died the same way (suicide, maybe it was her).

Anyway, do you reckon it's possible I like the smell of freshly cut grass so much because little pieces of the cows, lambs etc I've been eating have slowly become a part of me?

If you are a vegetarian do you like the smell of freshly cut grass as much as me?

Hmmm,.. this could be serious, depending on how much money you have.
(If you don't have any money then it's not serious and I can't help you.)

A few questions are required to do a proper analysis.
How do you feel when a heifer on heat walks past?
When you stand in a creek and drink from it, do you pee in it while you're drinking?,
If the answer to this is yes, is it upstream or downstream of where you are drinking?
Do you feel a strange affinity for cow songs,
e.g. 'Something in the way she moos' (Beatles),
'And I mooed' (Pete Townshend) ?
'Moo baby moo' (Johnny O'Keefe)?
When you tuck into a big steak, do you feel like you are betraying your species?

Do you sh!t in fields and moo too?
Then maybe you are becoming whats more commonly known as a cow

my dad says this reminds him of tom jones
the green green grass of home

evlPanda said...


Anyway, do you reckon it's possible I like the smell of freshly cut grass so much because little pieces of the cows, lambs etc I've been eating have slowly become a part of me?

Definitely possible. I'm reminded of the story of Flan O'Brien who used to ride his bicycle to the pub. He rode that bicycle so much that the atoms and molecules of his body interchanged with his bicycle seat. It got to the point where his bicycle used to go to the pub by itself. He'd often find it the next day leaning up against the wall of the pub. And Flan used to fall over when he had nothing to lean against.

Maybe its time for a name change "evlKn...what?" ....