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poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 9:05pm
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Originally posted by elmo










i like it
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16 Feb 2007 9:06pm
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky

[Verse 1]

I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky

[Verse 2]

In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!

[Verse 3]

When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...

[Verse 4]

We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own)
They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...
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16 Feb 2007 9:08pm
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning, I was dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumour going round , gotta clear out of town
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone, here come the law gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more

Never never I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy... stone cold crazy you know
Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon, and I'm playing on my slide trombone
Anymore anymore cannot take it anymore, Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy... stone cold crazy you know

Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet, with my rubber Tommy water gun
Here come the deputy, He's gonna come and get me, I gotta get me up and run
They got the sirens loose, I ran right out of juice
They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven , Will they let me go to hell?
Crazy... stone cold crazy you know
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16 Feb 2007 9:08pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

quote:
Originally posted by elmo










i like it



you destroyed me
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16 Feb 2007 9:10pm
God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming

Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no future, no future,
No future for you

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
'Cause tourists are money
And our figurehead
Is not what she seems

Oh God save history
God save your mad parade
Oh Lord God have mercy
All crimes are paid

When there's no future
How can there be sin
We're the flowers in the dustbin
We're the poison in your human machine
We're the future, you're future

God save the queen
We mean it man
We love our queen
God saves

God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you
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16 Feb 2007 9:12pm
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me

Where is my mind [3x]

Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind [3x]

Ooooh
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Ooooh
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Ooooh
Ooooh
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:15pm
And you open the door and you step inside
We're inside our hearts
Now imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light
That's right, your pain
The pain itself is a white ball of healing light
I don't think so

This is your life, good to the last drop
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat
Where you are now you can't even imagine what the bottom will be like
Only after disaster can we be resurrected
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything
Nothing is static, everything is appaling, everything is falling apart

This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
And it and it's ending one-minute at a time

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else
We are all part of the same compost heap
We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world

You are not your bank account
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not the contents of your wallet
You are not your bowel cancer
You are not your grande latte
You are not the car you drive
You are not your ****ing khaki's

You have to give up, you have to give up
You have to realize that someday you will die
Until you know that, you are useless

I say let me never be complete
I say may I never be content
I say deliver me from Swedish furniture
I say deliver me from clever arts
I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth
I say you have to give up
I say evolve, and let the chips fall where they may

This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
Doesn't get any better than this
This is your life, this is your life, this is your life, this is your life
And it and it's ending one-minute at a time

You have to give up, you have to give up
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
I want you to hit me as hard as you can

Welcome to Fight Club
If this is your first night, you have to fight
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:18pm
"Wham
bang
mon chat "Splash" gite sur mon lit a bouffe
Sa langue en buvant trop mon whysky
Quand a moi peu dormi
vide
brime
J'ai du dormir dans la goutiere
Oil j'ai un flash
ouh
ouh
ouh.
En 4 couleurs
allez op
un matin
Une louloute est v'nue chez moi
Poupee de cellophane
cheveux chinois

Sparadrap
une gueule de bois
A bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) comme un indien dans son igloo

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi

Moi
moi
moi
moi
ca plane pour moi
(Ouh
ouh
ouh) ca plane pour moi

Allez hop
la nana
quel panard
quelle vibration
De s'envoyer sur le paillasson
lime
ruine
vide
comble
You are the king of the divan
qu'elle me dit en passant
(Ouh
Ouh
Quh) I'm the king of the di - van

Ca plane pour moi
ca glane pour moi
. . .

Allez hop
t'occupes
t'inquietes
touches pas ma planete
It's not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tete
Et que la colle me manquera
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) ca plane pour moi

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . .

Allez hop
ma nana s'est tiree
s'est barree
Enfin c'est marre
a tout casse
l'evier
le bar
Me laissant seul comme un grand connard
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) le pied dans le plat

Ca plane pour moi
ca plane pour moi
. . . "
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:21pm
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been? It’s alright we know where you’ve been
You’ve been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and Scouting for Boys
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn’t like school, and you know you’re nobody’s fool
So welcome to the machine
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
What did you dream? It’s alright we told you what to dream
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar
He always ate in the steak bar
He loved to drive in his Jaguar
So welcome to the machine

elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:22pm
Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yay!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay!
Hey!
Hey!

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido

A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
A denial !!
nebbian
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16 Feb 2007 9:24pm
Someone gave Elmo some bolivian marching powder I think...
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:24pm
I been up, I been down
Take my word, my way around
I ain't askin' for much
I said, Lord, take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tush

I been bad, I been good
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
I ain't askin' for much
I said, Lord, take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tush

Take me back way back home
Not by myself, not alone
I ain't askin' for much
I said, Lord, take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tush


elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:25pm
Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy.
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16 Feb 2007 9:27pm
Buster he sold the heat
with a rocksteady beat

An earthquake is erupting
but not in orange street
a ghost dance is preparing
you got to help us with your feet

If you're not in the mood to dance
step back grab yourself a seat
this may not be uptown Jamaica
but we promise you a treat

CHORUS:
Buster bowl me over
with you bogus dance
shuffle me off my feet
even if i kept on running
i'd never get to orange street

So i say there's not much left to say
for the man who set the beat
so i leave it up to you out there
to get him back on his feet

CHORUS x 1

Bring back the who is the we want the
Bring back the Prince
poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 9:28pm
They call me Sputnik Stan
I view the Earth from a garbage can
I'm in Earth's orbit
It's a junkyard, man
It's just a job,
I'm a satellite junkman
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16 Feb 2007 9:31pm
You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" - but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes - and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaaaaaaaarty

You pop caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted!)

(Chourus)
you gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty
you gotta fight

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

(Chourus)
you gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty
you gotta fight for your right to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTY
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty
poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 9:38pm
People function, dreaming their dreams
People function, scheming their schemes
People function, trusting to fate
Looking for the Joker, but it's too late

Is there still a moment somewhere
That will surprise us with its tricks?
I am the holder of seven dreams
Faceless possessor of all life's schemes
Through me you can laugh in the face of fate
I am the Joker at your gate
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16 Feb 2007 9:40pm
I'm an urban guerrilla
I make bombs in my cellar
I'm a derelict dweller
I'm a potential killer
I'm a street fighting dancer
I'm a revolutionary romancer
My rising sign is Cancer
I'm a two-tone panther

So let's not talk of love and flowers
And things that don't explode
We've used up all of our magic powers
Trying to do it in the road

I'm a political bandit
And you don't understand it
You took my dream and canned it
It is not the way I planned it
I'm society's destructor
I'm a petrol bomb constructor
I'm a cosmic light conductor
I'm the people's debt collector

So watch out Mr. Business Man
Your empire's about to blow
I think you'd better listen, man
In case you did not know
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:45pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

People function, dreaming their dreams
People function, scheming their schemes
People function, trusting to fate
Looking for the Joker, but it's too late

Is there still a moment somewhere
That will surprise us with its tricks?
I am the holder of seven dreams
Faceless possessor of all life's schemes
Through me you can laugh in the face of fate
I am the Joker at your gate




Thank god for search engines
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 9:48pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

I'm an urban guerrilla
I make bombs in my cellar
I'm a derelict dweller
I'm a potential killer
I'm a street fighting dancer
I'm a revolutionary romancer
My rising sign is Cancer
I'm a two-tone panther

So let's not talk of love and flowers
And things that don't explode
We've used up all of our magic powers
Trying to do it in the road

I'm a political bandit
And you don't understand it
You took my dream and canned it
It is not the way I planned it
I'm society's destructor
I'm a petrol bomb constructor
I'm a cosmic light conductor
I'm the people's debt collector

So watch out Mr. Business Man
Your empire's about to blow
I think you'd better listen, man
In case you did not know




your getting nasty not putting the chorus in.

Haven't heard of Hawkwind before, what's their style
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16 Feb 2007 9:52pm
Hello. I'm Spod, from Planet Thfnnnn
greenleader
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16 Feb 2007 11:05pm
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 10:09pm
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

What?

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 10:13pm
Hawkwind are the inventors of space rock.
Famous band members included Lemmy, lead singer of that fabulous boy band Motorhead. (who was welsh by the way)
Steve Hillage, of "the orb" fame was also briefly involved in their production too, some time during the 70's i think....

Anyway great band, generally the stage show and the lyrics are far better than the actual music.

Download a bit from limewire.com

elmo
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16 Feb 2007 10:16pm
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.
If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?

No, no, I... don't...

Listen to me!
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
He never wanted you.
In all probability, he hates you.
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 10:20pm
Ahhhhh now we move to movies...i know a few odd ones here
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16 Feb 2007 10:23pm
quote:
Originally posted by poor relative

Hawkwind are the inventors of space rock.
Famous band members included Lemmy, lead singer of that fabulous boy band Motorhead. (who was welsh by the way)
Steve Hillage, of "the orb" fame was also briefly involved in their production too, some time during the 70's i think....

Anyway great band, generally the stage show and the lyrics are far better than the actual music.

Download a bit from limewire.com





Spank you very firmly
poor relative
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16 Feb 2007 10:23pm
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.

Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.

Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
elmo
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16 Feb 2007 10:24pm
Life moves pretty fast.


If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
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16 Feb 2007 10:36pm
Oh, my goodness... Oh... my head.

Oh, what happened to me?

Damage control report.

Oh! Dehydration level, 45%.

Recall of previous evening, 2%.

Embarrassment factor, 91%!

Advised repair schedule;
reboot startup disc,
offline for 36 hours and replace head.

Boy!

What a night!
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