I was having a wizz the other day in a public loo with about 3 other blokes, as I was squeezing out the last drops I squeezed off a PRRRRRFFFFFT! One bloke says "Well done" One bloke followed suit and the last bloke said "Cmon mate this is neither the time nor place" My answer was 3 for and 1 against, sorry to offend you but I feel it is.
How would you feel if when having a relaxing tiddle the bloke next to you ripped one off?
If this topic offends please feel free to remove it and banish me to the bleaches
I was having a wizz the other day in a public loo with about 3 other blokes, as I was squeezing out the last drops I squeezed off a PRRRRRFFFFFT! One bloke says "Well done" One bloke followed suit and the last bloke said "Cmon mate this is neither the time nor place" My answer was 3 for and 1 against, sorry to offend you but I feel it is.
How would you feel if when having a relaxing tiddle the bloke next to you ripped one off?
If this topic offends please feel free to remove it and banish me to the bleaches
Hey it's kinda wind related
Cheers GT
Proper form for public farting in this environmentally sensitive age is to set fire to it. Think of the ozone layer.
If you're not allowed to make bodily noises in the bog, where are you allowed?
As long as it's only gas that escapes, and it's not the 2 days after curry sort (difficult to concentrate on taking a wizz when you're doubled up gasping for air), let em rip I say!
It's not like you were smoking in there or something disgusting like that
Oh, and watchout for backdraft if you go down the flaring path
Im not worried in the toilets. I actualy think its kinda funny when people are trying not to laugh, and dont know what to say. You shoulda told the one guy that the girls toilets were next door
Funny I thought toilets was the place for frting p.ing and cr.pping.Never in a lift full of people please, my brother did that and got out and everyone as looking at me
Funny I thought toilets was the place for frting p.ing and cr.pping.Never in a lift full of people please, my brother did that and got out and everyone as looking at me
I don't get it, which did he do?
frting - that's commonplace in lifts.....
p.ing - not so common, and frowned upon in most countries.....
cr.pping - hmmmmm, he's either a sick puppy, or a 2 yr old!
Oh man you gots to let rip in the toilets. Otherwise you are just going to have to do it somewhere public. The worst is when you are at a club and someone farts on the dance floor and walks off. Then you dance into it and BAM.
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