Woohoo!!!! I just got the email (sent to undisclosed recipients):

"Congratulations!!! you have won $2,000.000.00 see the attached letter for more details!!!"




I'm shutting down my businesses, giving away my properties to Julia to help repay our debt, & telling all my occasional clients to get f*cked!!!

See you later you Seabreeze suckers - I'm outa here!!!

Poods

PS: All I have to do to collect is just arrange the small tax payment to this Seth Efriken gentlemen, a mere formality I'm sure.....

I dont get it, I never get these emails! just unlucky I spose............

Congratulations! I never win anything...
However i did just pick up a house at a bargain price from a couple of really nice Nigerian chaps. Just in the process of settlement now.

Actually I was getting jaundiced of receiving all these winnings, and the scammers that contact you when you are trying to sell something can be annoying. So I set up an anonymous hotmail account, and starting sending them a business proposal along these lines:


Good Morning! Good Morning!

Yes hello Sir please contact me. My friend, we look forward to establishing a business conduit with your most esteemed company. We are most agreeable to mutually constructive arrangements. This should be carried out on the interweb. These arrangements are really catching on here, and too much time gives rise to the devil's tools.

My secretary will arrange for further communications with you too. It can be slow to find our offices where the streets have no name. I still haven't found what I'm looking for because she moves in mysterious ways.

I have instructed my Attorney & Actuary to meet with you. This will have to be before 11am. We will have tea, and I have ordered extra cups. To ensure discretion, we will wear overcoats, and carry our documents in plain brown paper wrapping. I have shaved my beard but you will recognise the colour. My Actuary writes with his left hand.

We will need a banking conduit. We normally use the Royal Bank of Dalton, but believe they may misunderstand our relationship. It would be best if we used your bank. The conduit should be reamed to ensure a smooth flow. I have instructed my Attorney to lay cable. Please forward your paymypal.com account details.

We will require an export enhancement application. Your Ministry of Trade should be very helpful in this regard. The VAT on the export can be credited against your future income earnings, less management fees. This can be claimed using the rebate application. Forward debits can be credited against existing liabilities, ensuring a reliable cashflow. These are balanced at end of financial year. This will allow us all to dip our beaks.

It is essential that we strike the anvil while the day is long and hot. I have issued instructions. Let us not be accused of dilly dalliances!

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Thurston Howle III
President
Three Sheets Investments Inc.

Poodle said...

Actually I was getting jaundiced of receiving all these winnings, and the scammers that contact you when you are trying to sell something can be annoying. So I set up an anonymous hotmail account, and starting sending them a business proposal along these lines:


Good Morning! Good Morning!

Yes hello Sir please contact me. My friend, we look forward to establishing a business conduit with your most esteemed company. We are most agreeable to mutually constructive arrangements. This should be carried out on the interweb. These arrangements are really catching on here, and too much time gives rise to the devil's tools.

My secretary will arrange for further communications with you too. It can be slow to find our offices where the streets have no name. I still haven't found what I'm looking for because she moves in mysterious ways.

I have instructed my Attorney & Actuary to meet with you. This will have to be before 11am. We will have tea, and I have ordered extra cups. To ensure discretion, we will wear overcoats, and carry our documents in plain brown paper wrapping. I have shaved my beard but you will recognise the colour. My Actuary writes with his left hand.

We will need a banking conduit. We normally use the Royal Bank of Dalton, but believe they may misunderstand our relationship. It would be best if we used your bank. The conduit should be reamed to ensure a smooth flow. I have instructed my Attorney to lay cable. Please forward your paymypal.com account details.

We will require an export enhancement application. Your Ministry of Trade should be very helpful in this regard. The VAT on the export can be credited against your future income earnings, less management fees. This can be claimed using the rebate application. Forward debits can be credited against existing liabilities, ensuring a reliable cashflow. These are balanced at end of financial year. This will allow us all to dip our beaks.

It is essential that we strike the anvil while the day is long and hot. I have issued instructions. Let us not be accused of dilly dalliances!

Good Morning! Good Morning!

Thurston Howle III
President
Three Sheets Investments Inc.

I love the name of your companies president

they'll try everything to rid you of your hard earned money....


i keep getting the money union transfer scams with my online for sale items

just got this one;

Good day,

My name is Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi, one of the youngest son of the troubled Muammar al-Gaddafi, i am a policeman by profession and a leader of a special forces brigade of the military of Libya. i am at the moment very depressed as i write to you.i got your mail from search engine and i really think you can be of help to me.

At the moment i am studying for a masters degree in IE Business School in Madrid,but as i write to you i am in the UK before the British government revoked the immunity given to my father (Muammar al-Gaddafi ) and his families(http://www.news-worthy.info/u-k-revoked-diplomatic-immunity-for-gaddafi-his-families/8932/),
so at the moment i do not possess the right to move about, as i will be arrested and prosecuted in a international court of justice. in my possession right about now is my internet connection and my private cell phone, it is only with this two i am able to make contact with the out side world.

Also as another measure that has been taken by the international community, our asset i.e the assets of Muammar al-Gaddafi and family world wide have been frozen to compel my father to step down as the libyan leader.

www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/8317593-us-freezes-assets-of-alqadhafi-and-four-of-his-sons

english.aljazeera.net/news/africa/2011/02/2011228105035282376.htmlhttp://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/specials/the_arab_spring/Switzerland_freezes_Gaddafi_assets.html?cid=29581082

The above mentioned reasons are what have compelled me to write you this mail, As i seek to partner with a trustworthy person who can assist me in transferring some of my monetary assets worth about (GBP)145m (ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS). This monies has been lodged in a bank account in the Uk and as things are shaping now this money is likely to be discovered soon, so i seek your assistance in helping me transfer this money into your account so that it is not discovered. i am ready to offer as much as 50percent of this money to you if you render to assist in transferring this money and the money is transferred successfully.

if you are interested in assisting me write me a reply on:

MY CONTACT EMAIL: [email protected]

Didn't even know there was that much money in that entire country, period.

I got one the same. Text message saying I'd won 2 mill US. But for the life of me, I can't remember entering or buying a ticket. Especially when they forward your details to marketing schemes.
A quick 3 word reply made me feel better [}:)]

Good day,

I am Mr.Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited. I have a business proposal of USD $22,500,000.00. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr.Vincent Cheng Hoi.

Everyone's a winner it seems...

hahahahahahahahahhaha

RE:PLEASE GET BACK TO ME...([email protected])

Greetings and peace of the Lord unto your household. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met or seen before. Please accept my apologies in bringing this message to you. I have to say that I have no intention of causing you any pain or harm.

I was into hard drug business for 19 years my wife died in the year2006 and we were married for ten years without a child. My wife died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I have been diagnosed with Acute myeloid leukemia which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in Caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts however due to my health deterioration have since lost my ability to do anything on my own as presently I'm in a hospital in Spain where I have been undergoing treatments.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

So far, Like I said before, due to health deterioration, it became necessary for me to seek your assistance. I got your email through a reliable internet source and i hope to confide my trust in you to help me carry out this obligation that i vowed to God as my last help for humanity. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Libya and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the fixed cash deposit of Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollar($24,500,000,00) which is that I have with a foreign Bank. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations know to you. I am in Spain, for medical treatment, If you are willing to help me, Please reply with this. Email address ([email protected]) for further details.

Yours Faithfully,
Aljandro


Katy Dyer
SBU Analyst
Suffolk Construction Company

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