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paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
11 Oct 2009 9:43pm
Inspired by AquaPlow's post www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=40099&whichpage=4

AquaPlow said...

"wach yor speling!"

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

....


Seabreeze related words - I'll kick it off...

Baerial: A jump that goes horribly, horribly wrong.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:16am
definistrate: to lose your fin by hitting the bottom
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
12 Oct 2009 8:18am
"Ghey" - anything from 'crap' to 'homosexual' to 'kiters' to 'polers' etc etc
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Oct 2009 12:25pm


spaztacular - extraordinary exibition of something/someone going rather spastic

(before you pc p00fs get your offend-omitors in a bunch, you can call something spastic without refering to or insinuating of some poor soul trapped in a wheelchair dribbling on themselves)
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Oct 2009 9:44am
theDoctor said...



spaztacular - extraordinary exibition of something/someone going rather spastic

(before you pc p00fs get your offend-omitors in a bunch, you can call something spastic without refering to or insinuating of some poor soul trapped in a wheelchair dribbling on themselves)


Agreed.

However you changed two letters, not one.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Oct 2009 9:48am
Masterbator.

One who always has his hand on it, whilst also baiting people (Brucie etc)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 12:07pm
waive board.....for when you've given up.....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 12:08pm
Mark _australia said...

Masterbator.

One who always has his hand on it, whilst also baiting people (Brucie etc)


or "one who enjoys sitting on masts"????
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:17pm
Salmon Board - A board that goes up rivers to spawn
sandman
sandman
WA
432 posts
WA, 432 posts
12 Oct 2009 10:22am
"Narms"

A condition experienced after 3 hours kiting or windsurfing in very cold conditions (especially with gloves) whereby Ones forearms and hands can do little more than rest limply on the boom/bar
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Oct 2009 10:24am
Yawn

what you sit on, looking out over the still water as you await the wind
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Oct 2009 10:29am
Neil Pryce - expensive sails

Worth - sails that aren't

Ekzy - sails with a bit too much of everything

BaC - boards you later wished you never bought and could return for refund

Stirboard - created controversy with widestyles


theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:42pm

kidiot- a moron too juvenile to know any better
arancini
arancini
WA
373 posts
WA, 373 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:00am
decoral; removal of ocean debris from boom, feet. etc after getting washed on the reef.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:04pm
Spick.....a very small freestyle trick....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:06pm
aghust .... a scarey puff of wind.......
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:08pm
annoyometer. measures irritation levels in those waiting for wind.....
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:09pm
carton fibre.......strength from beer...
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:13am
Smack the lid: the hottest move when the break's too crowded
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:22am
Bottom turd

easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
12 Oct 2009 3:31pm
*uck Gybe - well, we all do these occasionally!
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
12 Oct 2009 3:33pm
Seableeze - When the wind blows from the Far East.
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
12 Oct 2009 12:58pm
buckloop - involuntary aerial dismount.
knigit
knigit
WA
319 posts
WA, 319 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:16pm
footstrip - synonymous with 'Decoral' by Arancini.
DJ12
DJ12
WA
42 posts
WA, 42 posts
12 Oct 2009 1:29pm
hangle - a big floaty boost... unhooked.
paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
12 Oct 2009 5:50pm
porecast: a very inaccurate weather prediction
spork: a no hand spock whilst holding a spoon and a fork
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
12 Oct 2009 10:04pm
Footginer :- Festered reef cut on the foot after 6 days sailing.

I saw one of these recently.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:34pm
... clapped out .. broken with audience..
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:36pm
munted =."sickies" with optional trip to doctors.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:42pm
Vindy: The term often heard on beaches in WA from Oct to Jan, often followed by "yah?"

(it's ok peeples I know I had a crack at tourists in another thread but this is only in jest)


Vulcon: lying about a freestyle move you claim to have performed



Kamber: what KA race sails have




busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
12 Oct 2009 11:45pm
nad rash.= conditions dictating ones personal tollerance.
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