He goes riding in his little Biatch Bus (Nissan X trail) loaded with all his kit down to the estuary.

where he will rig as big a sail as his little furry arms can hang onto.

Insert fresh batteries in his GPS


Have a big drink of lots fluids (potential wettie warmer)

Chuck on as much warm wetsuit as possible as quickly as possible

Crack the ice on the estuary

And launch in a great flurry of red fur.

The first splatt gybe, which generally coincides with the first gybe, Elmo will hit such high notes that would would swear it's a turbine ready to explode or a group of squeeling schoolgirls.

Following a brisk water start a soggy looking Elmo will now have a very red nose as well as hands and feet. not to mention an Icecream head from hell. Feeling to the extremities will return in a day or 2.

All the while Elmo will be smiling as he thinks of the other poor sods in the world who have to go to work

Hey Elmo. I think KnotBoard wanted to know if you put a red nose over your red nose.

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Originally posted by MikeyS

Hey Elmo. I think KnotBoard wanted to know if you put a red nose over your red nose.

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ummm, ermm, yes...

was I too cryptic?

Timed it well Elmo, in perfect sync with max wind strength. You got those scorching runs in just before the wind died.
Funny the Mandurah graph doesn't show that huge hole.

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Originally posted by decrepit

Timed it well Elmo, in perfect sync with max wind strength. You got those scorching runs in just before the wind died.
Funny the Mandurah graph doesn't show that huge hole.

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That huge hole.

Was that the one which you made in the estuary?

After sailing with you for the past 5 years and to my knowledge not having seen you stack to the last to speed sessions where we have watched you have shrug of 2 very spectacular dismounts (visible from 600m away) I think you may be looking for the relative safety of some 3/4 mast closeouts

Congrats on the PB's, awesome Alpha