A Perfect Day For Her
8;15.....Wake up to hugs and kisses
8;30.....Weigh in 5 kilos lighter than yesterday
8;45.....Breakfast in bed;freshly squeezed juice and croissants
9;15.....Soothing bath with fragrant bath salts
10;00...Wander to beach and find seashells and swim,boyfriend sits on beach watching your gear,
10;30....Come in from swim,boyfriend rushes down with towel and compliments
12;00....Lunch with best friend at trendy cafe
12;45....Spot ex/boyfriends new girl-she has put on 20 kilo
1;00.....Shopping with unlimited credit card
2;30.....Nap
3;30.....Afternoon swim,boyfriend in tow to watch gear etc
4;30.....Massage from handsome,charismatic next door neighbor
5;00.....Three dozen roses arrive-cards says secret admirer
5;30.....Pick outfit for dinner-closet full of clothes
7;30.....Candle lit dinner for two,dancing and a romantic walk on the beach
10.00....Make steamy passionate LOVE
11;00....Pillow talk,light touching and cuddling
11;15....Fall asleep in big strong arms
A Perfect Day For Him
6;00.....Wake up getting a blow job
6;30.....Take a massive dump,read surfing mag in basket next to dunny for the 50th time
7;00.....Breakie,giant bowl of cereal,bacon and egg roll and O.J
7;30.....Jump in new car and head to the beach
8;00.....6 to 8 foot perfection,you and a mate only ones out,getting mindlessly shacked,your chick on the beach taking photos/vid
12;00....Lunch,burgers,milkshakes,creambuns and blow job from your chick
1;00.....Back in the water for arvo session
3;00.....Come in from session,get full body massage from Miss australia,eat mars bar,get blow job
6;00....Watch news,discover work has been outlawed
6;01....Drink half a cartoon of beer
7;00....Girlfriend turns up with slab of beer and slab of lasagne
8;00....Have a root
8;05....Fall asleep
8;07...Do 12 second four note fart--girlfriend and dog leave the room
