I'll tell you what I would be doing. Whilst I have a very long and ordinary history with insects I have become a little circumspect about their right to exist. I have also noticed that most of the ordinary experiences I have had have been a direct result of interfering with them.
What I would be doing is leave them well alone until one nabs you. They do hurt but it does not last long and they must somehow have got used to you so perhaps they are there to test your mettle.
When it happens there will be a reason for it, probably because you are drunk or behaving mindlessly for some other reason. At this point you will be presented with another little test and that is to take it on the nose philosophically speaking or to continue acting mindlessly and burn the ****ers out in a fit of rage. If you do this you will probably be stung again and more than once.
Burning them out can be done very efficiently by wrapping a small quantity of toilet paper around the end of a broom handle at night, dipping it in petrol or kero, igniting it and applying it to the sleeping beauties. Their wings burn very quickly rendering them immobile.
If you take this option you will then have to live with your conscience. You may also find that this action will be the beginning of a long run of ordinary experiences with insects
