Clothing and stuff getting hung over door knobs.
Paying taxes that go towards heathcare for dumbass cyclists who ride at night wearing dark clothing and NO LIGHTS. And often no helmets. Makes me want to wack them with my bike pump when I ride past them at night.
Bender said...What gets my goat is no matter how close to a bin they are smokers seen to think chucking their ciggy buts on the ground is
A) OK
B) not lettering
C) They just dont care
I have nearly got into fights with smokers over this one before.
I usually just ask them to pick it up and put it in the bin.
I did get my justice on this years ago. I was going to catch a train to work and entered the platform not through the main gate but through a well-worn gap in the fence where heaps of people took a shortcut. Two plain-clothes inspector were on the platform and one of them proceeded to book me for unauthorised entry to a railway platform. So I missed my train and the platform was just about deserted except for me and the two inspectors. I warned a few people who were just about to enter the platform the same way as I had done that the inspectors were there and they would get fined like I did if they didn't go through the main gate. Then the other inspector lit up a smoke and I saw my revenge in the making. I thought that the chance of him dropping the butt on the ground would be about 95%. Sure enough, as soon as he had finished his smoke, he dropped the butt on the platform. I went up to the him in full hearing range of the inspector who booked and said rhetorically and forcefully "Excuse me, do you know what the fine is for littering a railway platform!" He knew exactly what I was on about an looked very sheepish. He knew that his mate had just booked me. I said "You are going to put that butt in the bin, aren't you!" "Yes Sir" he replied, and proceeded to pick the butt up and put it in a bin a few metres away. I was glad he hadn't thrown it on the tracks as I don't think I could have persuaded him to pick it up then.
After he binned the butt and to ram home my point, I said to him in an authoratative and somewhat condescending manner while his mate overheard "We all have to play by the rules, don't we!" "Yes Sir" he replied.
It was the best $95 fine I've ever had to pay.
after a phew dwinks 
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