Ok lets hear YOUR favourite....

Working in the Cellar Door, So far today I've had......No I can't tell you its way TOO embarassing.

I think most these guys have seen the merlot movie - what was it called again Wineman????

So boys n girls ????? Come on. Rescue me from my boring day. SOMEBODY STOP ME. (drinking all the tasting stock, lol)

Speak to me

ok ok The first guy said three times in the conversation "You have the most AMAZING eyes" yer right think I'm THAT stupid and the second guy comes in the door, takes a look at me and says " Well, they didn't tell me the most good looking girl in MV works here!" and then expected me to give him a winetasting straight faced. (his wife is sitting outside in the car)
It wasnt the concrete man. (I was glad)
What is with those guys. Honestly, us girls are not stupid. We HAVE mirrors. If you want discount ASK for it. I am friendly but not THAT friendly.

So why would you say anything like that?????? From a males perspective? and girls, what would you do???

maybe they were looking for something else other than a discount

and you've blown a triple oportunity

I regularly compliment/flirt/have a laugh with people who serve me.

Its not meant as anything sinister, making someone smile/laugh feel good can make someones day a whole lot chirpier especially if they are dealing with crap public hour after hour.

Greenroom said...

Lets root

strait to the point, i like it

big gill said...

Greenroom said...

Lets root

strait to the point, i like it

Worked for me.....and his wife

no i mean your chat up line......
Your chat up line worked for me
your chat up line worked for your wife
Not it worked for me and your wife....although if there is opportunity

- Walk up to a girl with a hammer, nail or any other manly item and say.
"Here, i'll trade this hammer for a screw!!!"

- You: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: "What?"
You: "Did it hurt when you fell from hevan?"

- You: "Do you have a map?"
Girl: "What, why?"
You: "Because i seem to be lost in your beauty!!!"


I've used these and had MIXED results and reactions.

Bubs

P.S: Managed to fix up the spelling!!!

you must be jamaican............because ja makin me crazy!





p.s. not you elmo

"Has anyone tried to hit on you yet tonight?"

"No"

"Mind if I do?"

they say "you are what you eat"

tomorrow morning i want to be you!



p.s. not you grinchy

OR

If you were a BOOGER I'd pick YOU

Crashtest said...

OR

Do you have a mirror in your pocket

Because I can see myself in your pants

Ha ha thats the other i was trying to think of lol. Thanks!

And yeah not the greatest of spellers. Was going to check it with spell check but hay! who can be bothered.

Bubs

So Suzie. Are any of the above pick-up lines even remotely close to getting a girl interested?

Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up

spose a quick squirt up the guts is out of the question???LOL

Hey Baby, I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.