Avast ye scum ridden weevil shaggers. Captain Black Beard is gonna keel haul you and grow barnacles on ye starboard knacker ...

... and other such piratey talk ARRRRRRRRR.


Could this be the opening line of our new sci-fi-like thread only with an ancient cutthroat twist.

Maybe not, but Talk Like a Pirate Day will be on us sooner than we think, and we need to practice our lingo

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wordpress/

www.piratequiz.com/

.......... Drefus and Lucinda were serenely cruising the Carribean when a strange looking ship appeared........

........."Why hath that man got a black patch over hith eye.......and a funny looking hook attached to hith arm........ and a ..........wooden.......... peg.......... for...... a...... leg

....Don't panic my dear Luthinda but I think they are piratethz......

...
The not-so-jolly roger could be seen flappin in the breeze, as the gnarly bust of a one breasted sea siren could be seen at the front of the ship as it broke out of a twisting, smoking cloud..

A deep impending sense of doom fell over Drefus and Lucinda.

"God I hope its not Cap'n PegLeg Decwepitus" shrieked Lucinda. "That scurvy cwew of his will have their wicked way with me, ooooohhh" she thought, both disgusted and slightly aroused at the same time.....

… onboard the mangy cabin boy Peg-Arm Hardie and a pitiful creature that Derepitus kept for his own amusement Black-Nuts Rellie were planning their escape from the dreaded Pirate.

“Arrrrr, Can ye see that double masted schooner Peg-Arm” said Rellie.

“Not yet” said Peg-Arm “I may be partially blind but I’ve got acute hearing and I think I can hear the screams of a dirty wench”

“I don’t care for ye jewellery, ya scurvy dog” said Black-Nuts, “We’ve got to distract the Cap’n so he doesn’t see that lovely shipee and we can escape and take over it” and hopefully do a bit of plundering on the side …….