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> 10 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

southace

4803 posts

southace

SA, 4803 posts

21 Mar 2013 10:30am

Pee.
Make coffee.
Check email.
Turn on the Js
Shower.

thePup

13831 posts

thePup

13831 posts

21 Mar 2013 8:12am

feel to see that I'm still alive .....

scratch my cods to know they're still there .....

yawn .... x 3

hit the alarm button ..... [}:)]
curse the lotto chick for not drawing my numbers ..... yet a-bloody-gain....[}:)]

Mark _australia

23680 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23680 posts

21 Mar 2013 8:23am

Pee
drink water - how people go straight to coffee when dehydrated i dunno ???

breakfast in front of seabreeze
shower
~~bourbon~~ drive to work yay

Woodo

792 posts

Woodo

WA, 792 posts

21 Mar 2013 8:43am

Pee
Hit snooze
Give the Mrs a nudge

Get denied

Hit snooze again

tmurray

485 posts

tmurray

WA, 485 posts

21 Mar 2013 10:05am

Feed the baby
Change the baby
Feed the baby again
Go to the toilet
Go back to bed.

Repeat endlessly.

chrispychru

QLD

7932 posts

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts

21 Mar 2013 3:06pm

have a pee
check my work day
stretch while scoping the breeze
shower
pack food for the day
second one would be have a ciggie

rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

rockmagnet

QLD, 1458 posts

21 Mar 2013 6:34pm

1 have a pee
2 glass of water
3 Have a root if i'm lucky
4 coffee from my very good brewing machine
5 breakfast
6 make lunches
7 have a surf - I live across the road from Burleigh point
8 go to work

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

21 Mar 2013 4:48pm

Heat water for tea in micro.
Spread chyavanprash onto cracker.
Take Synthroid tablet with water.
Go outside and piss into bushes.
Let beagles out to do same.

youngbull

QLD

826 posts

youngbull

QLD, 826 posts

21 Mar 2013 8:29pm

Drink of water
Smoke - helps encourage no2
No 2
Shower
Quick play with bubs and animals

Simondo

VIC

8025 posts

Simondo

VIC, 8025 posts

21 Mar 2013 9:29pm

Pee
Drink a glass and a half of water
Switch on Coffee Machine, make coffee
Check wind direction and strength, and check the swell
Decide the order of the day... surf then work...??? Or work, surf and work.

PS - drinking a glass of water in the morning is a very good thing. My dad & uncle told me years ago that it would help flush/clean the kidneys. It just made sense to me, and I've been doing it for ever.

GPA

2529 posts

GPA

WA, 2529 posts

21 Mar 2013 7:20pm

Fart [once the Mrs has left the room

]
Pee
Shower/shave
Coffee machine
Multigrain toast
Consume 4 + 5 in front of Sea Breeze

Marvin

725 posts

Marvin

WA, 725 posts

21 Mar 2013 9:33pm

Piss
Make tea, collecting paper in process of emptying teapot outside
Make porridge and microwave for 2 mins
Fire up laptop to browse the forums
Read paper

southace

4803 posts

southace

SA, 4803 posts

22 Mar 2013 12:07am

Nobody brushes there teeth?

Mark _australia

23680 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23680 posts

21 Mar 2013 9:54pm

southace said...
Nobody brushes there teeth?

I thought it was a trick question an we were all supposed to say number one is "open eyes" ???

Brush teeth is part of shower, and dunno why one would do it before brekkie (erggh)

southace

4803 posts

southace

SA, 4803 posts

22 Mar 2013 12:31am

Yes I did think of open eyes! Just trying to get some ideas to spice up my morning routine ! Dunno about the porridge though thought that was for poms!

sn

2775 posts

WA, 2775 posts

21 Mar 2013 10:04pm

Mark _australia said...Brush teeth is part of shower, and dunno why one would do it before brekkie (erggh)

depends on how you look at it,

toothpaste and orange juice is guaranteed to wake you up real fast

stephen

thePup

13831 posts

thePup

13831 posts

21 Mar 2013 10:06pm

southace said...
Yes I did think of open eyes! Just trying to get some ideas to spice up my morning routine ! Dunno about the porridge though thought that was for poms!

Insert morning glory at number 2 & delete 3

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

22 Mar 2013 9:48am

Those that didn't say - 'reach down & adjust/scratch' are flat-out liars! That's even before eyes are opened.

Mark _australia

23680 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23680 posts

22 Mar 2013 8:08am

Didn't think it is relevant - don't have to reach

the gibbo

776 posts

the gibbo

WA, 776 posts

22 Mar 2013 10:06am

pee and/or fart
contacts in
brush teef
coffee and/or breaky
poo and/or wee

let the day begin

gibberjoe

956 posts

gibberjoe

SA, 956 posts

22 Mar 2013 2:20pm

"The Gibbo" is the only true humaniod here

^^^^^^

With confession of a good FART

....true aussie

missymoo

NSW

24 posts

missymoo

NSW, 24 posts

22 Mar 2013 7:27pm

I can't believe there were not more Brushing of Teeth in the lists - especially the ones who listed a 'roll in the hay' - surely you would brush first? Morning Death Breath is the worst.

Hamsta

505 posts

Hamsta

505 posts

22 Mar 2013 10:51pm

When at home

Go back to sleep (I always wake @ 04:00)
Listen to ABC News
Check phone for Calender Alerts
Get dressed
Walk to local cafe and drink coffee/read paper

When at work

Go back to sleep (I always wake @ 04:00)
Watch SkyNews
Get dressed
Eat breakfast and make coffee
Go to meeting and pretend to care about current operations

Marvin

725 posts

Marvin

WA, 725 posts

23 Mar 2013 6:31am

I can't believe I replied to this thread.

Thanks to everyone who sent get well cards.

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