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Poor Relative in Real Life

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hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 10:22am
I met PR for the first time yesterday, and OMG he is the real thing!!

I feel like a teenager again, I have butterflies in my stomach...... when I think of him I go gaga, I feel like a puupy dog, I want to buy him chocolates, I want to write poetry, I want to sing, I want to tell the whole world how I'm feeling.......I even feel like losing weight for him?

Has anyone ever felt like this before.........
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
leski leski
NSW, 661 posts
26 Oct 2005 1:17pm
quote:
I want to tell the whole world how I'm feeling.......

OMG no!! please! thank you very much!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
26 Oct 2005 2:38pm
quote:
and OMG he is the real thing!!


When you say "he is the real thing" what exactly does that mean???
He really is a "poor relative"? (even though he can afford brand new crossbows and wetties etc
He really is incredibly fat? (from eating pies and guiness)
He really is a kiting legend?
We need more information before we can hoist him up on our shoulders and hail him as king!
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 3:55pm
quote:
Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

quote:
and OMG he is the real thing!!


When you say "he is the real thing" what exactly does that mean???
He really is a "poor relative"? (even though he can afford brand new crossbows and wetties etc
He really is incredibly fat? (from eating pies and guiness)
He really is a kiting legend?
We need more information before we can hoist him up on our shoulders and hail him as king!


He really is God's gift to women!! I was drenched within a minute of meeting him, my bra size shrunk 2 sizes........ Do I need to say more grumps?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:29pm
Post a picture in the photos section

Maybe I could be tempted to turn
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:32pm
What of me drenched? How embarrassment
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:39pm
Yeah

Or even better one of you, drenched of course, kneeling in front of the god like RELLI


jeez its hard to type when this bloody thing keeps pressing up against the bottom of the desk.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:51pm
Shucks guys

Have posted a piccie of me that you can all enjoy.
i'm the bloke on the right in the jacket and leather hat...

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=666

and a close up

www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=667
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:54pm
WOW

Oh bugger, where's the tissues

Hardie, I see what you mean

Rellie, where not worthy, where not worthy

hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:56pm
Grumps he's just teasing us, I've seen the man in the flesh, the internal vacuum that desired to be filled upon this meeting was no trickery, as per photo's!!
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
26 Oct 2005 4:58pm
ROFLMAO

poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Oct 2005 5:00pm
Oh Hardie,
T'was a tender moment huddled whispering sweet nothings sheltering from the harsh weather in your little truck.
Pity about the odour though.......
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 6:03pm
Twas I not working and stupidly booking in late clients, I would use my little battery operated toy to indulge my fantasies about you, my rich husband (Wishful Thinking), and BTW when a man and a woman unite as one, bodily odours will emanate, it's normal so don't worry about it my rich one!! Yes my canyon sized wide-on was filled as never before, oh the memories
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 7:13pm
thats funny poor reli
my first contact with the hardman was a painful meeting
AARRHH it was hideous!!
he was UGLIER than i though!?
im still seeking help to rid the thought
i think we have different taste in wilder beasts
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Oct 2005 10:44pm
you people are whacked!
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:00pm
quote:
Originally posted by greenleader

you people are whacked!


WHACKED.......mmmmmmmm

yes more pleasse a bit harder next time!!!!!!!
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:04pm
wiggity wiggity wacked
and one extra wiggity wack for hardman
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:09pm
indeed Fish it was an experience finally meeting this man/woman called hardie.
I was apprehensive, scared excited and petrified all in one, like when you get new gear and try it for the first time.
It was however a joyus occassion, that were it not for hardies 'gina gushing out like a tap left on full blast would have been fun.
Hardie is a joy to behold. intelligent, articulate, bizarre, idiosyncratic, and an overall delicious specimen of whatever he is a specimen of!!
Cant wait til next time.
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:12pm
GUSHING!!!!!

DRIPPING!!!!

SOAKED!!!!!

DRENCHED!!!!

WET!!!!!

CHANGING KNICKERS RAPIDLY!!!
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:18pm
have i logged onto a porn site?
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:25pm
Where?
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:26pm
here?
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:26pm
Hey fish when you goin to the big C again?
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:28pm
Where here?, are there any pictures? not that i'm interested, i'm married and my husband wouldn't approve!
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:28pm
im thinking jan-feb
4-5 days
wanna come
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:30pm
Me thinx if forescast good last 2 weeks of Jan, might go for at least one week, and maybe 2? have to check with hubby? Long way to come from Brizzy for 4 to 5 days?
fish
fish
WA
155 posts
fish fish
WA, 155 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:31pm
count me in
im there
ill book my flight
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:37pm
OK, if your flying that makes sense, I thought you would drive, silly me, let's look out for the forecast around that time, long way to drive for me, and fly for you if the weather is no good?
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
hardman hardman
1116 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:39pm
was out in 1/2 to 3/4 mast the other day, what a buzz!! beddybye time!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
26 Oct 2005 11:03pm
C's end of jan....hmmmmm family holiday could be on.....fish, rellie, hardie what a beautiful trio.
we'd have to have a bilge pump in the vehicle though for hardies gushing problem
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