GreenPat said...Look what I have under my avatar now

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Don't worry though, when signing my contract in blood by the light of a full moon I have actually agreed to not wax lyrical on the benefits of proper written English anymore, rather I will be using my powers for good and smiting down posters of spam and other blatant flouting of the rules.
Here's to keeping it fun!
My powers only work in the kitesurfing forums though, but unless you can read secret beige you're not going to know that ;-) That's not fair!
GreenPat is clearly a kiter and will dilute all our posts which take the pith out of the kiting fraternity.
Not to mention that 'GreenPat' has a definite Irish catholic ring to it.
(or is green for pedestrians,... hmmm never could remember the colours for this catholic/pedestrians thing.)
{edit} Oh, i spose i better put this in before i upset somebody.

Owwww. now my eye hurts.)