Queensland Health encourages masturbation in new campaign

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Bananabender
Bananabender
QLD
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Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
4 Nov 2021 9:13pm
I would rather invent ATM like machines that could satisfy people in the public places.
or telephone boots like where public on the run could quickly release tension.
We could call them automatic massaging boots, everywhere in public spaces.
Just place your credit card for payment in one opening and other part in another and magic happen in 5 minutes or less.

www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bunny-ranch-to-be-first-legal-brothel-to-offer-sex-robots-300534403.html


www.smh.com.au/technology/there-are-no-rules-the-unforeseen-consequences-of-sex-robots-20181024-p50bnx.html
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
4 Nov 2021 7:30pm


What do they call it? A banana bender banana bender?
Bananabender
Bananabender
QLD
1610 posts
QLD, 1610 posts
4 Nov 2021 10:16pm
My case rests. No wonder out Premier and now Gov. talks to us like children we're dumb as well. Flip Australia we're Queeeenslanders.
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott
924 posts
924 posts
5 Nov 2021 8:40am
My doctor said I could masturbate any time any where.....

That's what I think he meant when he said I could have a stroke....
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
5 Nov 2021 2:52pm
What else is there to do when you have wind like this


oldtelefart
oldtelefart
148 posts
148 posts
5 Nov 2021 3:29pm
Doctor: "You're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Why?"
Doctor: "I'm trying to examine you."
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