Help me get this straight, you can become royal if a long, long, long, long, time ago one of your ancestors does (something) and that entitles you to rule over people, and be worshipped by them... even if your a retard > can't speak properly > a pervert > mentally ill > murderous > handicapped >>>>.

Not only that, but then you also get to invite in to your little "royal" club anyone you want AND call other people commoners.
Then you give your offspring the same the same privilege AND you all get to live in a palace or a couple.
Your word counts over all others.
You get your face printed and minted on all the money.
When you get married they close the city and and and... you get the picture.

Now how do I get a gig like that? Seriously what do I have to do? I've been missing direction in my life and becoming "royal" sounds like a good goal.

SomeOtherGuy said...

FlySurfer said...

Help me get this straight, you can become royal if a long, long, long, long, time ago one of your ancestors does (something) and that entitles you to rule over people, and be worshipped by them... even if your a retard > can't speak properly > a pervert > mentally ill > murderous > handicapped >>>>.

Not only that, but then you also get to invite in to your little "royal" club anyone you want AND call other people commoners.
Then you give your offspring the same the same privilege AND you all get to live in a palace or a couple.
Your word counts over all others.
You get your face printed and minted on all the money.
When you get married they close the city and and and... you get the picture.

Correct.

FlySurfer said...

Now how do I get a gig like that? Seriously what do I have to do? I've been missing direction in my life and becoming "royal" sounds like a good goal.

Find new ancestors.

Good advice !

Yer! but ! I dont mind taken the day off to gord bless DA queen.

FBRoy said...

I wanted to be 6 foot 4 myself. How do I go about that?

Long term traction

Fly, you could try finding an uninhabited island, and declaring yourself king!

I wanna marry this retarded, murderous, handicapped pervert Royal.

Who is that? She sounds hot?

Carantoc said...

Marry Beatice or Eugenie.

If you want to be like many past royals marry Prince Harry.

Or, as your opinion of the British Royal Family seems low, you could join them and marry the Queen Mum. Bit of every perversion in there.

Come to WA and talk to Prince Leonard of Hutt River Province (Close to Kalbarri) he may have a daughter to give you to marry? Nice little kingdom to rule!

FBRoy said...

I wanted to be 6 foot 4 myself. How do I go about that?

There's plenty of people who claim they can make you larger/longer. Just reply to the emails!

6' 4" sounds bizarre though. How would you walk?

Yeah great, become the ruler of some stubby holders, stickers and associated tourist tat.

At least with the British Monarcy you would have a quality cotten tea towel with your face on it.

Carantoc said...

<<PRESS RELEASE>>

I would like to announce that Carantoc is the new ruler of Hutt River Province.

All hail Carantoc

The king is dead, long live the King


Prince Leonard was killed with a single shot to the face last night during a covert opration by the Carantoc special forces. He resisted arrest.

His body has been buried at sea.

I will not be realisng any pictures or evidence as that may offend Huttians.

However, I now require all those with Hutt River Provence passports to start paying taxes. First $50 install ment to be sent to myself immediately.

<<END PRESS RELEASE>>

I have wondered about that. What do these self-proclaimed kingdoms do if they are forcibly invaded?

I notice that the Hutt River Dollar has just fallen remarkably since the/your coup, so your $50 is now worth $0.001 AUD. How are you going to collect that?