So you've got a deal or no deal option though? You can have anything you want in this temporary mortal world in exchange for 'theoretical' eternal torture. Or you can tell Mr. Satan to bugger off. I'll take option B, Eddie.

Can I sell my own soul in return for the ownership rights and control of every other soul in creation Coz that would be kinda cool.

Bondalucci said...


I'd tell him to cool his heels for 5 minutes. ([}:)])
Meanwhile, I duck down the road to see if God can beat it by 10% !!()

LMAO

you could post the problem on your local wind sports forum, and then go with the consensus.....(we are very wise)

Dawn Patrol said...

Then I could wish my soul back, and wish for anything I wanted.

This is prohibited under clause 3.c in section 4.."Exercisable wish rights".. make sure you read the contract before signing ... it'ss pretty tight, having been refined over a number of years...

Bondalucci said...


I'd tell him to cool his heels for 5 minutes. ([}:)])
Meanwhile, I duck down the road to see if God can beat it by 10% !!()

They tell me that Angels arent that hot in the sack.

Reese Witherspoon makes a nice looking angel in 'Little Nicky'.

Whether she'd be good in the sack I don't know, but I'd be willing to find out.

Well my face looks like it has caught on fire and someone has tried to put it out with an ice pick, so it might be quite appropriate.

I would make a bet with him that involved a fiddle and some mean playing in a place called georgia i think.

Here is a picture of satan.
Some people think he looks like Oprah but they are wrong.
He is cleverly disguised as a weight aware chat show host

I think "poor Relly"

we all have seen to many movies were we get a wish and it ends up turning to poo.
we stuff up our wish for not thinking it through and then we get a kick in the back side and tolled we have stuffed up. So we stuff up the wish and our soul goes to hell in a hand bag anyway's
So it turns out to be a Complete stuff up!
So you see why ppls are not responding to your senario

Mark _australia said...

30min with the Olsen twins

and an axe!! [}:)]

mytchook said...

Considering if there is a hell, I am probably going there anyway (My 5 year son got sent to the office for calling another kid a "Fkn Poo" and I am guessing he heard that from somewhere ),

I would sell my soul because I might as well get something for my troubles

Seems a bit rough spending eternity in damnation for saying excreta is capable of sexual reproduction.
It's obviously an inaccurate statement, but I wouldn't be getting that stressed about it.
Who's the idiot making these decisions anyway???

mytchook said...

My 5 year son got sent to the office for calling another kid a "Fkn Poo" and I am guessing he heard that from somewhere.

Shame on your husband!

the whole genie/3 wishes thing reminded me of this gem.

A husband and wife are out having a round of golf. The lovely wife slices one over the fence, smashing the window of an adjoining house.
The husband says, "Dear, I think we should pop in and apologise, and just make sure no one got hurt."

They knock on the door and are let in by a tall, bearded man clad only in what looked to be a baggy bathrobe.

The couple noticed an antique vase of some sort was smashed all over the floor, next to the broken window.

The husband said, "Sir, my wife and I are so sorry about the....."

"Be not sorry at all my good man." interupted the imposing figure. "For I am the Genie of the ancient lamp. I have been trapped inside for over 200 years, and you have freed me. In keeping with tradition I shall grant thee 3 wishes. Choose wisely"

The man looked at his beautiful wife with a new found respect for her slice, and said, "Thank you oh generous Genie.... For our first wish I would like peace on earth, please."

"and so there shall be!" replied the Genie as he folded his arms, closed his eyes and nodded his head.

"for our second wish, I would like good health for all members of my family for the remainder of their lives, please." requested the husband.

"You are indeed a noble hearted man, worthy of the 3 wishes I have bestowed upon thee." replied the Genie as he again folded his arms, closed his eyes and nodded his head. ......"Done"

The husband went for number 3, "I apologise for the selfish nature of my final wish, but we have never been wealthy. I would like my wife and I to have an endless supply of money, so we are set for life financially"

The Genie again complied "Done!"

As the husband and wife turned to leave, the Genie spoke again.

"Not so fast. I too have a wish of my own.......
I have been in a bottle for 200 years. I have not had the pleasure of a woman's flesh for a long, long time. I notice that your wife is indeed a fair piece. I wish for an hour of her personal company, to celebrate my new found freedom."

The wife looked at the husband and started to speak, but her husband cut her off. "My love," said the husband, "He seems a fine Genie and he has given us the perfect life. I shall wait for you out the front, and I will spend an hour thinking of ways of spending our money."

The wife did not speak, but took hold of the Genie's outstretched hand and followed the Genie into the bedroom.

......After an hour of hot and steamy love making, the Genie looked deep into the woman's eyes and said, "Thank you my dear........ By the way, your husband seems like an intelligent man!"

"He is !" replied the wife proudly.

"So I thought,......... I just can't believe he fell for all that Genie bullsh!t, can you ?"