WA
23688 posts
...indicative of an evil person trying to frame poor Hardie. A kiter perhaps!!??? "No", thought the detective "Kiters would not be seen dead where there may be waves, like Avalon or XXXXXXX". Hmmmmm.... perhaps the words "boost" , "hangtime" and "dude" in the letter were a dead giveaway.
If only they could find a forensic technician with a bit or watersports knowledge. And not watersports as in the nocturnal activity enjoyed by KAOS69 at the houses of ill repute he frequents, the other watersports.
WA
2331 posts
.... was the last time Elmo had been seen by anyone.
He kissed the other half, and tiptoed out to his already packed Xtrail, giggling like a little girl who'd just found her mums lipstick ........
WA
733 posts
He didnt kiss the first half though, he secretly put it in his pocket.
He jumped into his Xtrail9000 and...
WA
8894 posts
And drove down to Hopetoun where he froze his tits off.
Now of his titts, he's attacked by a gang of ninja Aardvarks on there way to a gay pryde meeting
