The un-funny comments thread

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AUS1111
AUS1111
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20 Nov 2023 10:49am
You know who you are... go for it...

No pictures
bjw
bjw
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bjw bjw
QLD, 3691 posts
20 Nov 2023 1:22pm
How good are vaccines, Bitcoin and Climate issues to discuss at parties.

Did I miss any?
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott
924 posts
924 posts
20 Nov 2023 12:16pm
The 2020 election was stolen
bobin
bobin
WA
36 posts
WA, 36 posts
20 Nov 2023 12:30pm
What do you mean? I can't put a picture up ?...I want to ..so I can feel like I'm so very cool and everything I say is way more important than anything anyone else views are. And why can't I disregard , disrespect and disrupt your fun and sense of humour that I can't do by starting my own thread, but this does get me more feedback,- if I hijack this thread ( obviously the second best thread, now only to be beaten by the funny IMAGES thread) Gee I'm awesome yeah!. here is my picture so I can know I'm cool and break your un funny, no pictures thread..



like the comments in a thread specifically for funny pictures should be , my pictures is invisible- I'm so awesome- please verify my life view by replying with photos not words! Disrupt, disobey and destroy
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7279 posts
20 Nov 2023 3:32pm
You can try to silence the masses all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that no 'scientists' have ever conducted an experiment with tupperware where they place a set number of pieces in a sealed room and waited to see how many lids and bases there were after a period of time.

I'm sorry, but I just don't beLIEve it. For starters where would they get funding ? Show me the empirical proof.

This is just calling millions of scientists and tupperware users liars.


And also, you can delete the evidence but when potato salad goes bad, it does not acquire a tiny revolver and holdup the pickles jar and the sauce bottle in the refridgerator. It simply doesn't happen that way. Listen to the science. Do your own research.

When potato salad goes bad it is predominanlty because of salmonella, listeria and other bacterial infections growing due to the raw egg ingredients and/or an incorrect storage temperature.

Anything else is fake news.
Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
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WA, 1481 posts
20 Nov 2023 4:54pm
Has anyone seen my missing sock?
decrepit
decrepit
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20 Nov 2023 5:41pm
Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?


You mean you only have one missing???
hilly
hilly
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20 Nov 2023 5:51pm



cisco
cisco
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QLD, 12365 posts
20 Nov 2023 9:24pm
No pictures??? Sorry, couldn't help myself.


Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
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WA, 1481 posts
20 Nov 2023 8:05pm
decrepit said..

Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?



You mean you only have one missing???


Always just one.
I've done my own research and concluded that my distrust of cats has been exposed through my social media activity. These ancient feline GODs have now tapped into the all knowing WEB and take a single sock off the close line at random intervals.
ALWAYS JUST ONE...
decrepit
decrepit
WA
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WA, 12884 posts
20 Nov 2023 8:57pm
Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods
JulianRoss
JulianRoss
WA
544 posts
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21 Nov 2023 7:32am
Brent in Qld said..

decrepit said..


Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?




You mean you only have one missing???



Always just one.
I've done my own research and concluded that my distrust of cats has been exposed through my social media activity. These ancient feline GODs have now tapped into the all knowing WEB and take a single sock off the close line at random intervals.
ALWAYS JUST ONE...


Maybe your close line isn't close enough?
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12884 posts
WA, 12884 posts
21 Nov 2023 7:46am
No, I think it's more likely an errant vacuum cleaner
elmo
elmo
WA
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WA, 8894 posts
21 Nov 2023 7:50am
It's a work day
AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
WA, 3621 posts
21 Nov 2023 8:50am
Geez...one day in, and there are already two pictures in the Un-Funny Comments thread - better known as the "UFC".

As a side note, a mate of mine who is a keen observer once told me that you know you've left the Perth Metro area when they put grated carrot in your hamburger.
AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
WA, 3621 posts
21 Nov 2023 8:54am
Oh and another one:

Gerard Whateley on ABC a few years back during a rain-delay at the cricket:

"The weather bureau said there was only a 20% chance of rain. Looks like they were wrong again."

Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
21 Nov 2023 10:01am
Unfunny.

THE

WORD

IS

UNFUNNY.
Bit fishy
Bit fishy
WA
50 posts
WA, 50 posts
21 Nov 2023 5:31pm
UNFUNNY ya say



TAX DEPARTMENT

absolutely, no bloody sense of humour.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7279 posts
21 Nov 2023 7:23pm
If this is unfunny only, then how come it isn't restricted to comments only from lotofwind ?
Tequila !
Tequila !
WA
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21 Nov 2023 8:25pm
School Holidays
Harrow
Harrow
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22 Nov 2023 11:48am
decrepit said..
Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods

One day I realised there was only 2 or 3 pairs of socks left in my drawer. I asked my wife if she knew where my socks could have gone? She said, "Oh, I put the odd ones aside when I'm folding the washing until I find the matching one." She showed me where she kept them in the laundry. There were 24 socks there...12 perfect pairs.
Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld
WA
1481 posts
WA, 1481 posts
22 Nov 2023 10:01am
So not God cats, its been your wife Harrow?
Never saw that coming.
I must have been lied to.
I'll blame the MSM and those who don't think like me.
HotBodMon
HotBodMon
NSW
612 posts
NSW, 612 posts
22 Nov 2023 1:25pm
Chump of mine lost his virginity to a sock , prob explains his foot fetish
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15101 posts
WA, 15101 posts
22 Nov 2023 12:35pm
Harrow said..

decrepit said..
Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods


One day I realised there was only 2 or 3 pairs of socks left in my drawer. I asked my wife if she knew where my socks could have gone? She said, "Oh, I put the odd ones aside when I'm folding the washing until I find the matching one." She showed me where she kept them in the laundry. There were 24 socks there...12 perfect pairs.


You got close there. She was working her way down, and when she got to zero socks, the next step was to get rid of you.

Lucky you got in there first.
ok
ok
NSW
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ok ok
NSW, 1089 posts
24 Nov 2023 10:26pm
I have to be sodomised by a stranger again as the heart medications that are keeping me alive are burning holes in my stomach and throat... #pfizer
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