What have you learned from Monty Python?

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Luma
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26 Apr 2013 9:58am
Always look on the bright side of life
jbshack
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26 Apr 2013 10:38am
Sex education
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26 Apr 2013 10:38am
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...
sausage
sausage
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26 Apr 2013 1:10pm
That I'm not the messiah but just a naughty boy!
Rupert
Rupert
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26 Apr 2013 1:24pm
"Beautiful Plumage, Norwegian Blue"
NotWal
NotWal
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26 Apr 2013 1:32pm
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
jbshack
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26 Apr 2013 11:34am
Thursday is "Bring out ya dead day" ..
Skid
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26 Apr 2013 1:42pm
Don't eat the after dinner mint, even if it is "wafer thin"
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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26 Apr 2013 2:21pm
No matter if I like it or not, whenever I fart, it is unfortunately always in someone's general direction.

I apologise to those people
The Craw
The Craw
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229 posts
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26 Apr 2013 12:26pm
We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our grave singing Haleleuia .
bryan
bryan
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26 Apr 2013 12:31pm
It's only a flesh wound!
DavMen
DavMen
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26 Apr 2013 2:36pm
Together - We're all individuals
worrier
worrier
WA
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26 Apr 2013 12:50pm
Im a lumberjack and Im ok
Prawnhead
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26 Apr 2013 3:42pm
ggf said...
We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our grave singing Haleleuia .


You were lucky...............!
Waterloo
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26 Apr 2013 4:42pm

"I've come here or an argument!"

"No you haven't..."

WaynoB
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26 Apr 2013 4:49pm
That "Every sperm is sacred".
Agent000
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26 Apr 2013 2:55pm
You're supposed to haggle!
dorothyinste
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26 Apr 2013 4:56pm
Que?
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26 Apr 2013 4:57pm

Ethel the AArdvark is a quantity surveyor
japie
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26 Apr 2013 5:42pm
I'm not dead!
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26 Apr 2013 6:05pm
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second
dmitri
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26 Apr 2013 7:07pm
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
slammin
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26 Apr 2013 7:10pm
WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS......




I'm not.
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26 Apr 2013 7:23pm
I have a silly walk
CMC
CMC
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26 Apr 2013 7:30pm
evlPanda said...
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second


African or European?
CMC
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26 Apr 2013 7:31pm
turned me into a newt.
ikw777
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26 Apr 2013 7:41pm
You get to be King by exploiting the workers and hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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26 Apr 2013 7:44pm
How not to be seen.
crustysailor
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26 Apr 2013 8:50pm
that they already got one, and it was very nice.
Flaker
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26 Apr 2013 9:02pm
If a girl weighs the same as a duck- then shes a.........WITCH!
siny
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26 Apr 2013 9:10pm
I have a cute earing
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