What small things tick you off???

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surfingboye
surfingboye
NSW
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8 Mar 2009 12:46am
This is not a pointless thread, I'm curious to find out what small things people do that really annoy you.

A few things that is beginning to drive me nuts.

chain letters... HEY! If you send the link to this site to 20 people within the next day, not only will you be happy for the rest of your life, you will have sex twice a day for the next month, and we will send you a check for $250 dollars in the mail. If you do not send this link to 20 people within the next day, however, your family dog will be abducted and beaten, you will break your knee falling down steps, and the stench of skunk roadkill will follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life. NEWSFLASH: none of that sh!t will ever happen, so stop sending us those stupid forwards/chain letters.

or

Idiots with a car full of people in front of you, doing 20 kph under the speed limit and the driver is pointing to various landmarks and sh!t on the side of the road, seriously they can't drive and should be looking ahead and have both hands on the wheel and try atleast doing the speed limit for a change.

Some others...

Youtube threads.
Mosquitos.
No phone credit left.
Flat battery.
Humidity.
Nothing on television.
Traffic jams.
Fat people.
Religion, and in particular, Christianity.
Firewalls.
Cops.


myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
QLD, 6159 posts
8 Mar 2009 8:49am
pharmacists making me wait when all the have to do is select the box and affix a sticker with my name on it with exactly the same directions that are on the pack. They should just have a template of stickers made up and then print your name on it and then give it to you straight away. There is no need to wait you fkn wnkers. Pharmacists nowadays are nothing more than storemen with special label affixing skills.


also surfingboyo and smelly skater! (same dudes)
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
8 Mar 2009 9:33am
surfingboye said...

Cops.






Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw the other day. It said:
"Don't like Cops?
Next time you're in trouble, call a crack head"


Cassa
Cassa
WA
1305 posts
WA, 1305 posts
8 Mar 2009 9:50am
I like the line your taking Mark ,,
without cops this place would be overun with drunken d,,khds, hoons strange nasties of the night ,druggies, and all the other zoobs of which there are too many to name....
ohhhhh.... things that drive me nuts; people with small brains,people with no brains , people who have brains ,but dont use them,people who try to sound like they have a brain ,,,
and of course jet skis!!
thieves
violence
dockers supporters
cats out at night
running out of weetbix in the morning
SmellySkater
SmellySkater
110 posts
110 posts
8 Mar 2009 4:38pm
myusernam said...

pharmacists making me wait when all the have to do is select the box and affix a sticker with my name on it with exactly the same directions that are on the pack. They should just have a template of stickers made up and then print your name on it and then give it to you straight away. There is no need to wait you fkn wnkers. Pharmacists nowadays are nothing more than storemen with special label affixing skills.


also surfingboyo and smelly skater! (same dudes)



Is that when you go get your anal wart cream.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
QLD, 6159 posts
8 Mar 2009 6:38pm
SmellySkater said...

myusernam said...

pharmacists making me wait when all the have to do is select the box and affix a sticker with my name on it with exactly the same directions that are on the pack. They should just have a template of stickers made up and then print your name on it and then give it to you straight away. There is no need to wait you fkn wnkers. Pharmacists nowadays are nothing more than storemen with special label affixing skills.


also surfingboyo and smelly skater! (same dudes)



Is that when you go get your anal wart cream.


yup its callled smellyskater no-more
SmellySkater
SmellySkater
110 posts
110 posts
8 Mar 2009 6:53pm
I'm not surfingboye either, he and myusername obviously have not patience.
surfingboye
surfingboye
NSW
2707 posts
NSW, 2707 posts
8 Mar 2009 10:47pm
SmellySkater said...

I'm not surfingboye either, he and myusername obviously have not patience.


hey smelly, havent heard your antics in a while.

other things i hate...
people who dont give credit when credit is due
men who think they are gods gift to women
bible bashers
people who push in line
people who stand to close
parents who allow their 12 year old daughter dress like a slut
ThIs CrApPy TyPiNg
people with bad body odour
people who dont brush their teeth
cowboy boots
emos....life aint that bad so SMILE
people without a license who point out bad drivers or tell you how to drive
backseat drivers



more later.
flat brim hat wearers.




Susie
Susie
SA
837 posts
SA, 837 posts
8 Mar 2009 10:20pm
People impersonating MARCH FLIES!!!
pump it up
pump it up
WA
31 posts
WA, 31 posts
10 Mar 2009 5:56pm
people who eat the last of something then put it back in the fridge/pantry empty
people who leave the laptop with no battery
people with rats tails (not trying to be mean to anyone who has one here)
even worse then b4. people who have rats tails and die them blonde(once again not trying to be mean)
jackgearo
jackgearo
NSW
331 posts
NSW, 331 posts
10 Mar 2009 7:59pm
bottles that u need a bottle opener for
muna
muna
WA
136 posts
WA, 136 posts
10 Mar 2009 6:46pm
Michael Jackson (his face)
Ronald Mcdonald (Ped in a clown suit)
re runs on TV
Tax man
birds thieving marron
soft rules in the AFL(becoming a real pussy game)
over priced booze
Goths
Management
Senior Management
suck hole wannabes management
Rap music
Marilyn Manson(weirdo)
being under the thumb(sometimes)
people with gastro coming to work all over for a drink
SmellySkater
SmellySkater
110 posts
110 posts
10 Mar 2009 9:10pm
Being in dept to banks and having to slave for corporation w_nks while hearing all about the financial crisis, terrorism, global warming, murders etc Now over to sport and weather.

webby7
webby7
QLD
145 posts
QLD, 145 posts
12 Mar 2009 8:11am
people who support a footy side from the otherside of the country when they have lived locally near there local side for their whole life.

People who support another country in sport against Australia when they are australian.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6159 posts
QLD, 6159 posts
12 Mar 2009 8:35am
webby7 said...

people who support a footy side from the otherside of the country when they have lived locally near there local side for their whole life.

People who support another country in sport against Australia when they are australian.


gayFL

(also known as AFL)
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
12 Mar 2009 6:41pm
Modern packaging.
surfinchick
surfinchick
251 posts
251 posts
12 Mar 2009 7:51pm
Trying to find the right lid for tuperware/plastic containers.
webby7
webby7
QLD
145 posts
QLD, 145 posts
13 Mar 2009 12:59pm
myusernam said...

webby7 said...

people who support a footy side from the otherside of the country when they have lived locally near there local side for their whole life.

People who support another country in sport against Australia when they are australian.


gayFL

(also known as AFL)


by footy i should have specified, rugby league. afl or gayfl or arial pingpong or arial ballet doesn't classify as footy for me

KFKiter
KFKiter
SA
213 posts
SA, 213 posts
13 Mar 2009 1:33pm
Trucks in the righthand lane.
rochelle
rochelle
QLD
25 posts
QLD, 25 posts
13 Mar 2009 2:51pm
People who eat with their mouth open,
people who talk with there mouth full,
people who suck chicken bones,
Really Really LOUD people,
But most of all hoons and teenagers hanging around in car parks when i'm trying to fish!!
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
13 Mar 2009 3:44pm


Impatient people that want to be tboned. I swear to god the guy today didnt even look. Lucky in that crash i guess i woulda been fine and his wife woulda been people mash.
Lucky i expected it
mikekx102
mikekx102
WA
70 posts
WA, 70 posts
17 Mar 2009 10:31pm
surfingboye said...


Some others...

Youtube threads.
Mosquitos.
No phone credit left.
Flat battery.
Humidity.
Nothing on television.
Traffic jams.
Fat people.
Religion, and in particular, Christianity.
Firewalls.
Cops.





THEN>>>> you said that you don't like "bible bashers"

which of the following are you?:

1. STUPID, or a
2. Hypocrite

Whats wrong with Christians by the way?? is it that we/they think their gods gift that they/we are always right or what?
Jord
Jord
WA
107 posts
WA, 107 posts
18 Mar 2009 12:33am
what about people who say, SomeTHINK!!! its something you idiots,

Sorry i dont like bitching but everytime i hear some one say that i feel like giving them a smack on the nose and giving them a short informative lecture of why its something.


think about all those things in the office, school, etc that people did or do that ticked you off like,

People with bad foot odor who take thier shoes off in a small room, (had this one today!)

People who walk in a crooked line (thats me btw, one leg shorter than the other) but i still get annoid when i forget its me and think its everyone els.

oh and another one, during exams people who breath loudly through thier nose... really bad when trying to figure out the root of x.


Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
18 Mar 2009 12:43am
Dawn Patrol said...



Impatient people that want to be tboned. I swear to god the guy today didnt even look. Lucky in that crash i guess i woulda been fine and his wife woulda been people mash.
Lucky i expected it




Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
18 Mar 2009 10:31am
^^^Ohh, so THAT'S why they put those BIG SIGNS on the back corners of trucks?
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
18 Mar 2009 10:56am
religion.. its all total perversion and a bunch of hypocritical hocus pocus


no exceptions

surfingboye
surfingboye
NSW
2707 posts
NSW, 2707 posts
18 Mar 2009 2:25pm
People that pull me up when I'm just walking along at uni, to tell me all about religion. I don't give a sht if I broke 4 commandments today! FFS
pooman
pooman
WA
293 posts
WA, 293 posts
18 Mar 2009 1:59pm
Oh so many....

* picking a surf spot on an empty 2km stretch of beach only to have some muppet paddle out right next to you...
* boards gettings tuck in board bags after the wax melts
* nipple schaffe
* SUPs being used to ride waves (really what can you do on a SUP that you couldn't do on a 9ft'r)?
* dirty sunglasses
* smashed glass
* kuta
* smoking
* people who spit
* those stupid caps with the flat brims the kids wear sideways...gAy
* underwear hanging out the back of peoples shorts...pull your ****ing pants up!
* Regular Length jeans...I'm over having to pay extra to get jeans taken up.
* when the topic of a thread doesn't match the content...see below
* cat hair on all my black shirts and trousers
* warm iced coffee
* the new maccas iced coffee
* people who put their feet on public transport seats...would you do it at home dickheads?
* people who unbuckle their seat belt after a plane has landed before the seatbelt light goes off
* those same ****ers who get up so quickly as if they are going to be left on the plane...getting off earlier is not going to make your luggage come any quicker homos!
* how easy it is to stir up religious people, dockers and eagles supports....no wait! I enjoy that!!
* dumass councils who think putting mulch down on a beach walkway will stop erosion...meanwhile the rest of us get splinters and ****
* tap nose in the middle of a conversation
* not having zooper doopers in the freezer
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
18 Mar 2009 4:49pm
Ticks tick me off. Especially when they attach themselves on the side of your willy!
Diver
Diver
WA
554 posts
WA, 554 posts
18 Mar 2009 4:34pm
- loud conversations on mobile phones on public transport
- mobile phones at lunch / dinner
- cats
- when masters mess with the recipe of the original iced coffee
- hangovers
- people who smoke on the beach and use the sand as an ashtray / rubbish bin
- people who don't give up or offer their chair on public transport to someone who might need it
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
18 Mar 2009 5:01pm
NO WIND!!!!

Zeitgeist w@nkers who are sooo impressed with their shiny new iPhone/lappy/substitute for personality. I really could not give a flying fek how cool you think all the useless functions (none of which were needed prior to spending the value of a new kite on a iPhone) are!?

BTW I LOVE my old grey screen Nokia - is has outlasted 3 other shiny bells n whistles phone/camera/organisers.

Less is more.. every time.


- people who smoke on the beach and use the sand as an ashtray / rubbish bin


Ooohh yeah!! They will walk over hot coals to get to a shop and buy a pack but will not walk a metre to dispose of properly. Also the numbnuts that figure they don't want to stink out their car (after smoking in it??) so toss the lit butt out the window!! Used to love that when following on a cycle!
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