Did spend 2 years developing a vaccine for sore arms but lost it on the No 12 bus and unfortunately it never got handed in. After this setback I then trained as a gynacologist but found I couldn't keep a relationship together. I couldn't deal with taking my work home with me.
Deciding medicine wasn't for me I became a millionaire archaeologist and during one of my "digs" discovered a mosquito embedded in a piece of amber .. I found that my medical training enabled me to extract the DNA of dinosaurs from its fossilised blood. Amazed, I bought an island and decided to turn it into a theme park where the public could come an see these amazing beasts in their natural environment.
During this time my diary was stolen by Stephen Speilburg. i am currently suing.
After a brief spell in the SAS and MI6 (which was nice) I became a male model, but the novelty of endless, meaningless incredibly adventurous sex marathons with a veritable string of stunning international starlets soon wore off and I quit in disgust after being voted "most virile man on Earth"
Now in the Australian paralympics team (I lost my left leg below the elbow in a kitchen accident) you may have seen me on the telly at Sydney coming 5th in the escalator accending final and winning the round-the-world swim.
Currently i am testing latex products for a well known contraceptive company.
You asked for it....
, sorry aiiiiii have tooo go now, me boss iz caallin mezzz
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COMPO!!! which now puts me out of the running for ballerina of the year
