hardman

Moved, your words are like the sound of a butterflies wings on a crisp spring morning. The fact that you can empathise with my tales of woe fills me with emotions that cannot be contained and indeed my cup doth overfloweth.

It is such a pity that there are not more men such as you so totally in touch with their feminine side.

Please let me know when your next performance is going to happen as i am sure you dance as lightly and gracefully as snowdrops fall on a winters evening.

"i dont want to smash your dreams but engineers on 200k are 'experienced' and been in the job for 30 years plus and work 80 hours plus and certainly dont work in perth"
- i realise this, i may be young but not naive.

i don't really wanna try and put points down here because i don't feel the need to justify myself.

carry on the tearjerking drama though poor relative and hardman it's almost as good as The House of Bolger lol

A person's potential for earning or fulfillment is far more dependent on the individual, the opportunities that come to them and their desired level of committment/sacrifice, than on their job description. Maintenance/Operations will always dig Technical/Engineering and vice versa, it really means sh!t all at the end of the day.

-Simon M

just thought i would add that someone did a study on the amount of happiness people receive from money, compared to the amount of happiness they recieve from sex. and the people having more sex where a lot happier than the people earning over a million .
mind you, someone also did a study on the car that you drive and the amount of sex that you get . And the number one car was a B.M.W .
so i supose this contradicts my first statement because if you had lots of money you could buy a B.M.W and get lots of sex .

i would just like to say that i am very happy ,don't earn $100,000 but am somehow planing to buy a B.M.W and become even happier.

hosko, i am not only a sparky but am also 90% through a finance degree, so please don't talk to me about future earning potential. in the end it comes down to whoever is willing to put in the effort and work the hardest. it is all about sacrifice and everyone has to realise that as what we do we are no better than anyone else

I work in a Penguin rehabition centre... And met mi Julie who works for the Whale sanctory down the road...

Bluey how you going mate...getting better still half deaf thou...took a punt yesterday blue tacked and taped up my head, went out at mettams was good bit over head high, sailed like a Invalid...need some more time to get some balance back..Were did you sail??

low key justin....

Thank God there is someone else as delusional as me in the world, "Praise the Lord for Poor Relatives!", who needs rich one's anyway unless of course they've written into the will

When I meet a mind as unique as mine I don't feel my existential isolation as much, thankyou from the bottom of my Harp, which I don't play much these days, too busy doing Hendrix licks on my Fender Stratocaster.

Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)

Hey Justin,
I'm a bit embarrased where I sailed on Thursday So I don't want to say it on the net (G.Corner.)
But I made up for it today went to lano not many guys out and I have one word to describe the swell......

................EVIL

a.k.a. KA202

alcohol and twats dont mix

GONE WITH THE WIND

Yes Poor Cousin,

maybe 2 such intellectual imbeciles such as we, need to sit down and discuss the Universe, I think we can change it, I too agree that this process may be enhanced by beer and bourbon, wild turkey man myself, over the years at times I thought it was unfair that I was so neurally endowed, and have made many efforts to prune neural density through alcohol consumption.

Do you ever sail in the Mandurah area, or safety bay or are you a Perth Boy

Although, I must admit I feel apprehensive at the thought of the neural cacophany that will occur when our minds do meet in person, my seratonin levels are already elevating themselves for such a meeting

Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)

Is it too early to call you my Rich Brother

I am but a poor try hard windsurfer, 2 decades in the sport quite pathetic for the time and energy spent, I have never double looped nor ever completed a backward loop

Spent most of my time doing speed and slalom when younger, now 44 years young, first dabbled seriously in waves in 92 at
maui, then returned to a bleak and wintry melb and did not dabble again till Lancellin in 94, was opposite tack to Maui, felt awkward and returned to slalom. Dabbled every year since then at coronation beach and dutch inn till finally felt I was competent in waves. Now do waves at my favourite spots which I will share in private, and speed at Safety Bay, I have a GPS, fastest speed so far 56.9 km, going there today, body is too sore from 4 days wavesailing in a row.

Enough seriousness, my brain hurts

Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)

My dear nephew,

I was so saddened to hear you were not a windsurfer, I knew it was too good to be true, such a brilliant mind, wit, probably very handsome, chicks hanging off you, loaded, I was thinking a few crumbs coming my way would be nice, thank god the wife's not looking over my shoulder, tho I said to her I may have made a new friend on the forum and that we may become a significant chick magnet force and that I may not be as available to provide her with the services she has been accostomed to, and she replied "Yeh, Whatever Clown!", Translation: Yeh = Yes, Whatever = I can do whaever I want, and Clown = her "pet" name for me.

Now that I know you kite, I have to revise my fantasy, You'll probably boost airs right over the top of me, chicks will look and marvel at you, while thinking who's that fat middle aged bastard getting in that spunk's way, wish he'd phuck off

However, "viva la differans", There are great kiting spots here in M, which I am happy to show you.

Cum on down you dark creature, I just may not be able to bathe in your reflected glory like I was hoping to, and pick off the dregs, Oh Well at least the wife will be happy


Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)

oh uncle of Iron,

Please do not feel inadequate in my radiant presence, you are not alone believe me.

Whilst giving motivational talks to depressed buddhist Zoo Keepers in Bolivia late last year, my radiance lifted their spirits and actually motivated them to spread the word of their most peaceful existience. Buddhism is now spreading through the whole of South America faster than that Aids in Africa

I too informed my wife and Daughter of our chance meeting and the endless possibilities that the modern world can benefit from our minds meeting. My wife replied...."thats nice dear, hope it wont coincide with you geological research on Jupiter next week"...really who needs a diary with a wife like mine My Daughters simple yet eloquent reply was "dad look dad look, Barbie i want a TuTu" always been a bit tangential that one.

But it got me thinking, now there is a man of Iron on the forum, who like myself has a muscular, all male physique, Chick magnet galore, probably drives a Meseratti, windsurfs and likes to wear a TUTU, (do these things go hand in hand i hear the crowd of "bloody kitesurfers" chant)

So to cut what is mnow becomming a ramble can i borrow your TuTu, its for my daughter, Honest.

im still here (if you were refering to me) my vocab is not as broad as the hardies or relies so i was just taking notes so one day i may be counted in

GONE WITH THE WIND