ahhhh green one,

You are still around, where have you been, please spill those beans.

on nights it sucks

you sure can, email me on my email thing attatched to my jiggame whatsit, you know??

[email protected]

Mike

Im a lifeguard... I save people

Haydz

Never having been a life-gaurd myself, I must say their work is invaluable. I remember one time being saved by a lifegaurd, and am eternally grateful to her.

I remember swimming in the shallows in about 7 or 8 inches of water when I got myself into big trouble. I'd been perving on this stunning looking lifegaurd doing her warm-up exercises next to the shore, One exercise particlularly caught my eye, I'd stopped paying attention to the seabed floor, and a freak accident occurred whereby somehow my manhood had lodged itself between some rocks. She was quickly alerted by my screams of agony and dashed into the water, ahhhh the memories.......................The finer details of which cannot be told on this forum However, I can say I will be eternally grateful to all of our lifegaurd bothers and particularly to one sister

NB. Note the number of my reply

Hardie (Board Butcher and Reef Magnet)

Dan - yeah mate tim told me you were around here somewhere, i havnt been around long, have had some lessons gonna buy some stuff then get out there!

i just cant think of anything to say, i'm actually lost for words.
Geez, i just can't do it.......just cant.....muster .......that .......little bit of ......inspiration.........ahhhh...no...cant do it. S**t hang on........nope cant do it. Darn

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Thanks for the tea missus and i do apologise for eating the last piece of cake

Writers block, happens to the best of us

I remember when I was doing some writing for comedians in Sydney, and while I was doing it for free, the lines, stories and anecdotes kept coming. After some of my material was performed and it went over well, I was offered money to write some more stuff. F#cked if I could write anything when it got real, and people were gonna pay me to make people laugh. Haven't written anything for professional comedians since that success

My brother is a stand-up comic in Sydney and knows the crew, I predominantly wrote for him until it got serious Mucking around is one thing, doing it for real is quite another I'm on holidays at the moment so I can muckaround in between windsurfing and reminiscing the good old days, as soon as work starts full on and the stress levels get high, the sense of humour usually disappears

Hardina (Exchange Student staying at Hardie's place)

Let me tell you about where i am working at the moment.

well its a nice little job, and i work with a really delightful bunch of ladies.

You see i have just (last week) been employed to sew the spouts onto tea cosies. I have total autonomy, in so far as i can choose the type of wool and colour of that wool.
The people i work with although not being a hardcore thrashing bunch of yobs are interesting in their own idiosyncratic fashion. Dellilah was today telling me tales of how her neighbour forgot to bring his recycle bin in from the road for two days after the bin man had been. Can you believe that? Lillian also was telling me how i can save 5 cents by returning glass bottles via post to South Australia. Fascinating stuff i can tell you. Also have you thought how bad 6PR is now jenny is no longer on on the arvos...write to your local MP expressing your dissatisfaction.

I think i will be happy here, me my teacosies and the Girls.