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Bone74
Bone74
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380 posts
12 Oct 2013 7:49pm

Stashed some money while drunk just over a week ago
Can't remember for the life of me where
Ripped my cupboards apart
Been thru the garage
Searched hi and low
No luck
Where would u stash yours

Ellobuddha
Ellobuddha
NSW
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NSW, 625 posts
13 Oct 2013 1:56am
Please include full address in reply to OP
Rupert
Rupert
TAS
2967 posts
TAS, 2967 posts
13 Oct 2013 8:18am
I once found a couple of hundred that I stashed in a DVD case.......Blazing Saddles (after about a month of searching.
Mackerel
Mackerel
WA
313 posts
WA, 313 posts
13 Oct 2013 11:02am
I once had a pretty significant win at the casino and ended up getting really drunk. When I woke up the next arvo, I could kinda remember celebrating a win but had only $50 or so left in my wallet. Thought that I must have spent what I won on booze after.

About 8 months later when I had to go to a formal event I put on my best dinner suit and there was a smiths chip packet with somthing in it in the inside jacket pocket. I was pretty stunned to see $3500 folded up inside! Took me most of the night wondering wtf until suddenly it dawned on me!

Don't know why i put it in my dinner jacket - must have thought that it was not something that I would use very often, and yep I was right.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
13 Oct 2013 1:53pm
Hypnosis might help.
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
13 Oct 2013 2:15pm
NotWal said..

Hypnosis might help.


Maybe water boarding will be better ? Just need to find volunteer to perform.
There possibly some other good methods to extract this information where you are hiding the money,
Ask Bikies for advice and I am sure we be happy to help
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
13 Oct 2013 5:36pm
Bone43 said..


Stashed some money while drunk just over a week ago
Can't remember for the life of me where
Ripped my cupboards apart
Been thru the garage
Searched hi and low
No luck
Where would u stash yours



Have you tried the door panels of your car?
Inside the TV?
Under all the frozen food you're never going to eat in the freezer?
Water tank of the toilet?

Oh wait even better, the bank??? Just go up to a teller and insist you stashed some mulla with them... be assertive! maybe have a couple drinks first, and if you're still embarrassed about it wear a burka or balaclava.

Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
13 Oct 2013 4:18pm
I've looked everywhere
Obviously in a very safe spot
Wife can't even find it :))))
She's been a great help
"Where did u have it last " she ask
If I knew that I wouldn't be looking for it
Buying new board and sail when it does turn up
Unless she finds it first



ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
13 Oct 2013 7:28pm
mmm... back in a previous life, I remember mates stashing the stash....they looked everywhere.. never found it... good luck
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
13 Oct 2013 6:32pm
Bone43 said..

I've looked everywhere
Obviously in a very safe spot
Wife can't even find it :))))
She's been a great help
"Where did u have it last " she ask
If I knew that I wouldn't be looking for it
Buying new board and sail when it does turn up
Unless she finds it first





does she have any new shoes? may have found it already
Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
13 Oct 2013 5:06pm
^^^
Not sure





Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
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WA, 1267 posts
13 Oct 2013 6:22pm
These kind of things tend to be in the last place you look. So, look there first!
slammin
slammin
QLD
998 posts
QLD, 998 posts
13 Oct 2013 9:14pm
Bone43 said..


Stashed some money while drunk just over a week ago
Can't remember for the life of me where



I don't get how you know you stashed it but not where?

How do you know you didn't lose it?
Tractorguy
Tractorguy
TAS
543 posts
TAS, 543 posts
13 Oct 2013 10:24pm
Bone43 said..
Stashed some money while drunk just over a week ago

Can't remember for the life of me whereRipped my cupboards apart

Been thru the garageSearched hi and lowNo luckWhere would u stash yours


Must have been a smokin hot session. Good luck, check ya freezer.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
13 Oct 2013 10:43pm
Bone43 said..


Stashed some money while drunk just over a week ago
Can't remember for the life of me where
Ripped my cupboards apart
Been thru the garage
Searched hi and low
No luck
Where would u stash yours


Under the mattress? No-one would ever find it there.
GypsyDrifter
GypsyDrifter
WA
2371 posts
WA, 2371 posts
13 Oct 2013 7:50pm
I use to have a panel van and I use to stash money between the mattress
and the floor of the van
It once took me a year to remember it was there...(and they call me blondie)
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
NSW, 2466 posts
14 Oct 2013 7:30am
Pitbull said..

These kind of things tend to be in the last place you look. So, look there first!


Thats because when you find it you stop looking
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
14 Oct 2013 10:04am
Move house. I hid a set of keys in a really safe place but 12 months later couldn't find them. I recently moved house and asked the packers to keep an eye out for them. Bingo, keys recovered. Though, I'm not sure with cash...
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
14 Oct 2013 10:59am
You have a total lack of organisation! I have never had that problem...... the misus stasches the money for me!
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
14 Oct 2013 11:10am
Bone43 said..


Geeezz,...
You're married to Imelda Marcos?

(Imelda quotes,..
"They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes."

and

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." )


Now I feel poverty stricken!
I think I have about four pairs of shoes.

ooohhh and a pair of gum boots.
They would go down a right treat alongside that collection of fancy shoes.


Oohh,, and I forgot this one,..

"I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty."

It wasn't a million dollars was it?

Oh well, now you can use another one of her famous quotes,..
"If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth. That's how rich we are."
Ahh Imelda,.. Ya gotta luv her don'tcha?
Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
14 Oct 2013 6:45pm
Not my wifes shoes
Her single rich friends
Any guy who lets their wife have that many shoes needs there ass kicked
Just imagine her getting dressed to go out
"I don't know what shoes to wear"
I've giving up looking for the stash for now
Hopefully it will come back to me on Friday night
That will be nearly 2 weeks
That's not short term is it


busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
14 Oct 2013 9:36pm


Take your stash down the local library and put it in a how to windsurf book! Lol
Sorry brothers!
actiomax
actiomax
NSW
1576 posts
NSW, 1576 posts
19 Oct 2013 9:58pm
I once bought a massive opal for my sister as her 18th Birthday present.
I was cashed up & at the right place at the right time .
When I showed my mum she freaked & said save it for her 21st & wouldn't let me give it to her .
Well when she was twenty three I found it again & gave it to her It was in some stacked up Tupperware & I had moved twice by then.
But apparently you cant have enough Tupperware I mean if it takes 5 yrs to get to use the container again thers just not enough.
Lucky its breeding in the cupboard which I think it must be as I don't buy it if it keeps breeding I might have to become an agent just to sell it .
Either that or hire a storage unit or maybe I could release it into the wild in a dark environment & just let it breed naturally & come back & round them up & sell them as free range Tupperware.
Check your containers. You know the ones right up the back of the cupboard you never use that nobody will think to look in including you or me .
Fair dinkum I had to remember were I put it after 3yrs & I never had any insurance then so I hide it alright too bloody good . It will turn up eventually. Once you stop looking
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