Bone43 said..
Geeezz,...
You're married to Imelda Marcos?
(Imelda quotes,..
"They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes."
and
"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." )

Now I feel poverty stricken!
I think I have about four pairs of shoes.

ooohhh and a pair of gum boots.
They would go down a right treat alongside that collection of fancy shoes.

Oohh,, and I forgot this one,..
"I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty."
It wasn't a million dollars was it?

Oh well, now you can use another one of her famous quotes,..
"If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth. That's how rich we are."
Ahh Imelda,.. Ya gotta luv her don'tcha?