"Yourself" has the 1 dollar?

97 dollars for a shirt made in china with a ****ty designer label?

WHERE THE OTHER 80$ Go?

You haven't given it to anyone else? So you still have it?

$98 -your $1 (not +)= $97 = price of the shirt
end of story

If you were a bank Mum would lend 50$ dad would lend 50$ Kid would buy shirt pay mum back 3450$ over 30 years and dad would get back 3450$ over 30 years

The government would then tax kids pocket money 49 cents in the dollar +10 percent gst+10 percent carbon tax to house refugee kids and support overseas manufacturing , and aslo kids who wont help out around the house for pocket money. Mum ad dad would then take a 5% cut (mum and dad fees)of any money you wanted to withdraw because you have to put your pocket money in mum and dad.

Mum and dad then claim they are hard done by for making record annual profits claiming the cant afford to pay the uncles and cousins there three figure pay increases .

Reserve God comes along and says to mum and dad and the whole fambily empire and says "You should be charging less:


So mum and dad say to Reserve god "im sorry we cant pass on any reserve god cuts but if kid needs, we can give him a line of credit cards at an inflated "mum and dad " price so he can purchase all the tea-shirts he wants.

busterwa said...

If you were a bank Mum would lend 50$ dad would lend 50$ Kid would buy shirt pay mum back 3450$ over 30 years and dad would get back 3450$ over 30 years

The government would then tax kids pocket money 49 cents in the dollar +10 percent gst+10 percent carbon tax to house refugee kids and support overseas manufacturing , and aslo kids who wont help out around the house for pocket money. Mum ad dad would then take a 5% cut (mum and dad fees)of any money you wanted to withdraw because you have to put your pocket money in mum and dad.

Mum and dad then claim they are hard done by for making record annual profits claiming the cant afford to pay the uncles and cousins there three figure pay increases .

Reserve God comes along and says to mum and dad and the whole fambily empire and says "You should be charging less:


So mum and dad say to Reserve god "im sorry we cant pass on any rate cuts but if kid needs, we can give him a line of credit cards at an inflated "mum and dad " price so he can purchase all the tea-shirts he wants.

only have to start paying mum and dad back once I start declaring 43k of taxable income a year, but thats not likely because the tshirt i bought turned out to be a dud/arts degree.

The Greeks took it ! And the shirt as well .

I had six apples, I repaid 5 oranges, where's the other apple?

dinsdale said...

You saw a shirt for $97.

You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mom and $50 from your dad = $100.

You bought the shirt and had $3 change.

You gave your dad $1 and your mom $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself.

Now you owe your mom $49 and your dad $49.

$49 + $49 = $98

+ your $1 = $99.

Where is the missing $1?

its more like $49 + $49 + the $1 each from mum and dad = $100 the dollar was never missing, the problem is the formula for working out where the 'lost' dollar was.

shirt with a sticker attached stating a price of $97.00 ????..... I still had the $50.00 and I didn't ask to borrow anything coz I told the 'shoppie the shirt was a bloody rip-off and it wasn't even made in Oz!

Footnote: I don't have the Fiddy any longer - I'm guzzling shandys topless!

Only greeks borrow 50$ and repay 49$
If you were a good Jew you would of borrowed 50 and repaid 50.

busterwa said...

Only greeks borrow 50$ and repay 49$
If you were a good Jew you would of borrowed 50 and repaid 50.

no,you would borrow $50,turn that into a $100,then turn that into $200..then pay back the $50