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Torch
Torch
WA
521 posts
WA, 521 posts
12 May 2012 8:27pm
Why do you have them stuck on your cars?

Does it help you get out of a traffic infringement or a special car park??
adolf
adolf
1862 posts
1862 posts
12 May 2012 8:49pm
My reading of those white ferns on the backs of a cars are:

My accent is really annoying and I'm sorry I can't pronounce some of your words correctly,: ie: fish and chips;

I also have a habit of ending sentences with "bro" even though you may not be my brother.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
12 May 2012 9:16pm
I saw one today on a ****ty 80s laser with rims and a silly exhaust.

The guy driving looked like a drug addicted mo fo.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 May 2012 11:24pm


scaffolders union
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
12 May 2012 10:08pm
Passing primary school must be soooo easy in NZ
Only 1 vowel to learn, rather than 5

dinsdale
dinsdale
WA
1227 posts
WA, 1227 posts
12 May 2012 11:43pm
I thought they were white feathers
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
13 May 2012 10:15am
theDoctor said...



scaffolders sciffolders union


Fixed that for ya bro
Hamsta
Hamsta
505 posts
505 posts
13 May 2012 9:18am
I though they were some religious symbol...kind of like the My Family stickers that Scientologists use to let other Scientologists know that they are indeed practicing Scientologists and to brag about the number of entities they have successfully converted to Scientology.

Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3417 posts
WA, 3417 posts
13 May 2012 9:45am
Awwww c'mon they're really not that bad, they just talk really funny, thats all
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3417 posts
WA, 3417 posts
13 May 2012 9:48am
Skid said...

theDoctor said...



scaffolders sciffolders scuffolders union


Fixed that for ya bro


fixed thut for you bro
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2599 posts
WA, 2599 posts
13 May 2012 10:35am
Subsonic said...

Skid said...

theDoctor said...



scaffolders sciffolders scuffolders union


Fixed that for ya bro


fixed thut for you bru

fuxed thut fu yu bru.
wodgina6722
wodgina6722
229 posts
229 posts
13 May 2012 11:54am
If the scuffolders love their homeland so much bro why not live there?

Friendly but not a smart race.
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
13 May 2012 3:35pm
wodgina6722 said...

If the scuffolders love their homeland so much bro why not live there?

Friendly but not a smart race.


They're friendly, they're good workers and I like a lot of them more than I like a lot of Australians.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
13 May 2012 1:43pm
Was waiting for Greenpat to say "they're choice bro"
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
13 May 2012 3:44pm
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
13 May 2012 4:07pm
Mark _australia said...

Was waiting for Greenpat to say "they're choice bro"


I was going to say "I married a kiwi, so watch who you're being intolerant towards", but figured that was taking it a bit too personally.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
13 May 2012 7:19pm
GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

Was waiting for Greenpat to say "they're choice bro"


I was going to say "I married a kiwi, so watch who you're being intolerant towards", but figured that was taking it a bit too personally.


They will do anything to get into Oz won't they?
tmurray
tmurray
WA
485 posts
WA, 485 posts
13 May 2012 7:35pm
Log man is right, this site is getting pretty racist.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
13 May 2012 10:06pm
GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

Was waiting for Greenpat to say "they're choice bro"


I was going to say "I married a kiwi, so watch who you're being intolerant towards", but figured that was taking it a bit too personally.


Yeah. Well go over there for a year or two and see how much shuut ya' cop.

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
13 May 2012 8:43pm
GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

Was waiting for Greenpat to say "they're choice bro"


I was going to say "I married a kiwi, so watch who you're being intolerant towards", but figured that was taking it a bit too personally.


ooohhhh another pommie social climber eh?
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
15 May 2012 10:12am
Kiwi chicks are cool
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
15 May 2012 10:30am
poor relative said...

I saw one today on a ****ty 80s laser with rims and a silly exhaust.

The guy driving looked like a drug addicted mo fo.

Now that is a racist, uneducated, intolerant, derogative, redneck , demonising comment! Well done PR..... welcome to the club!!!!!
patsken
patsken
WA
717 posts
WA, 717 posts
15 May 2012 2:36pm
The number of Kiwis leaving The Shaky Isles is amazing. While I was there last July the press were quoting figures of something like 3000 per month net migration FROM NZ to other countries - mostly Aus I assume.

There has been a news article in the last couple of days with the number at about 50000 per year !!!

Someone had better turn the lights off in the next few years I reckon.....

I wonder if there is a franchise for All Black and fern stickers
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
15 May 2012 2:46pm
patsken said...

The number of Kiwis leaving The Shaky Isles is amazing. While I was there last July the press were quoting figures of something like 3000 per month net migration FROM NZ to other countries - mostly Aus I assume.

There has been a news article in the last couple of days with the number at about 50000 per year !!!

Someone had better turn the lights off in the next few years I reckon.....

I wonder if there is a franchise for All Black and fern stickers


Lets set up a surf camp there
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
15 May 2012 9:48pm
Why didn't the Kwis get to the moon??
Ran out of scaff tube !

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
16 May 2012 1:34am

What's hard and farks kiwis...?


Primary school
FLYING ANT
FLYING ANT
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
16 May 2012 8:24am
I noticed yesterday along the Rockingham foreshore shops that there is a new Fush and Chups shop.Which is okay....but they had a sign out which said-



"Fish and Chips-Kiwi Style"

So now I'm going to go in and ask-what do you reckon the response will be
pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
WA, 1382 posts
16 May 2012 9:16am
Why is the grass so green in NZ?

Cos they're all over here standing on ours!
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4105 posts
QLD, 4105 posts
16 May 2012 11:26am
Saw a car at the lights yesterday with an Aussie map sticker on the back, from a distance I thought it was another redneck with 'F-off we're full'. Got up closer and saw a big white fern over half the map. The other half said 'Too late, we're here'.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
16 May 2012 10:02am
Why can't Kiwi blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby?

They eat all the grass.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
16 May 2012 10:08am
whats a hindu?
Lays iggs bro
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