Three months ago I sit up in bed too fast, to avoid one boucing son, and it appears I have fractured a bone in my knuckle.
My.God. That does sound bad

Let me reword that...
Son is bouncing
on bed, getting some air before he lands on me. To avoid I sit up too quick, rolling fingers under knuckle. Loud cracking sound.
(as if you didn't already know that)

Anyway, I think I'll just turn up 30 minutes late next appointment with the doc.