Why does coffee make me poo?

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Zed
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4 Jul 2008 1:10pm
3 strong coffees today and 2 poos. I can already feel the 3rd turtle poking his little head out.
Zed
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4 Jul 2008 1:21pm
Ok, make that 3 poos now.
Captain Bob
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4 Jul 2008 1:24pm
Same thing happens to me too.
poor relative
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4 Jul 2008 2:10pm
Coffee can sometimes act as a laxative, which the body can become dependent upon because the caffeine relaxes the smooth muscle in the colon.
Bender
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4 Jul 2008 2:15pm
yep it keeps me regular just like clock work. 15mins after my coffe every morning without fail!
grumplestiltskin
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4 Jul 2008 2:23pm

Sounds like an excuse to get out of working to me [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
GlenMorangie
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4 Jul 2008 3:49pm
I tell you what - Masters Mocha Chill's give me the chills. Every time, without fail. If I'm feeling a bit clogged up, knock back a mocha, and before you can say "where's the nearest dunny?" I've got the hershy squirties.
Masters is worse than Brownes, as unintuitive as it sounds.
Dom
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4 Jul 2008 3:58pm
Thanks for letting me know your bow movements. I feel much better now!!
Leech
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4 Jul 2008 4:18pm
Commonly known as the "Coffee Purge"
Bender
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4 Jul 2008 4:24pm
this is just a load of SH#T
sarahcanada
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4 Jul 2008 4:58pm
so this is what boys talk about. gross
elmo
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4 Jul 2008 5:42pm
sarahcanada said...

so this is what boys talk about. gross


and you're surprised about this

Why do you think I have such a luxurious beard, it's cause I dribble so much of it
Richiefish
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4 Jul 2008 9:07pm
coffee now rules your life.....
Greenroom
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4 Jul 2008 8:04pm
poor relative said...

The smooth muscle in the colon.

I dont want to know how you know this Reli

nebbian
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4 Jul 2008 8:45pm
Coffee doesn't do this to me but nicotine certainly does... either a smoke (in the old days) or some gum (now), and ten minutes later air traffic control has to scramble clearance for landing.
NotWal
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5 Jul 2008 1:56am
I don't drink coffee. That's not to say I don't poo.
sausage
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5 Jul 2008 10:27am
Dom said...

Thanks for letting me know your bow movements. I feel much better now!!


I think you meant to say "thanks for letting me know your stern movements"
It was a sailing analogy, wasn't it?
BigFatMick
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5 Jul 2008 8:57pm
Pick the movie this line is from... "grand latté enema"

(and if you have to Google it you're an uncultured newb!)
Zed
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6 Jul 2008 10:18pm
BigFatMick said...

Pick the movie this line is from... "grand latté enema"

(and if you have to Google it you're an uncultured newb!)



Something like American History X or Fightclub. I remember it had Edward Norton in it..
BigFatMick
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8 Jul 2008 8:27pm
Zed said...

BigFatMick said...

Pick the movie this line is from... "grand latté enema"

(and if you have to Google it you're an uncultured newb!)



Something like American History X or Fightclub. I remember it had Edward Norton in it..


OK. Half mark, for being vague, and another half for getting the answer... It was Norts and it was Fight Club. He was talking about his boss early on in the film.
greenleader
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9 Jul 2008 12:02am
coffee = turd

wind = session

seabreeze = pointless discussion
elizabethb
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9 Jul 2008 4:41am
That's what I could do with now....

A nice... hot... cup of coffee

hmmm nnooooo Then I will be awake until sunrise... This is late enough!
*humbug* I will leave the coffee till morning!

NotWal
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9 Jul 2008 5:30am
hot choco.... mmmmm
kiter789
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14 Jul 2008 9:51pm
Zed said...

3 strong coffees today and 2 poos. I can already feel the 3rd turtle poking his little head out.


Try drinking it.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself
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