Wii Fit injury 'turns woman into a sex addict'

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GypsyDrifter
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15 Apr 2010 4:10pm
Any One interested moving to Manchester

April 15, 2010, 6:04 am

A catering worker claims she needs 10 sex sessions a day because a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Amanda Flowers from Manchester in the UK said even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, The Daily Star reports.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," she said.

"Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Amanda, 24, said with no cure she has to control her passion by breathing deeply.
"Hopefully one day I'll find a super stud who can satisfy me," she said.
grumplestiltskin
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15 Apr 2010 4:14pm
might be a generalisation but I would have thought that 99% of blokes suffered from "persistent sexual arousal syndrome"
getfunky
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15 Apr 2010 4:17pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
wheelnut
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15 Apr 2010 4:18pm
I'm no Doctor but I think a wedding ring would "cure the problem"!!!
NotWal
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15 Apr 2010 7:04pm
Where do you find THAT nerve ?
KiteDevil
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15 Apr 2010 8:08pm
NotWal said...

Where do you find THAT nerve ?


Yes, where is it please and what exactly do I hit it with? Will a skateboard do?

"Excuse me dear, I just need to whack you with this skateboard" ...

getfunky
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15 Apr 2010 6:20pm
Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.
sausage
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15 Apr 2010 9:37pm
All the replies above very funny.
GypsyDrifter
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15 Apr 2010 7:50pm
getfunky said...

Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.


roflm
j murray
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16 Apr 2010 9:54pm

Huh!!!!! now kids in my day i had a very sporting finger

it did the trick in 99percent of workouts'
sandman
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16 Apr 2010 8:40pm
I bet one of the controllers has been "mysteriouslly missing" ever since the incident, and if they found it they might get to the root of the problem
KEARNSY
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17 Apr 2010 3:25pm
getfunky said...

Buying my wifey a Wii for sure!!

She'll wonder what the fk is going on when I push her off it 100 times but hey it's worth a go. Should be fun either way.


DOnt bother - I bought mine one and now she does'nt want to use that anymore either

myusernam
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17 Apr 2010 9:17pm
imagine if it was wiifit girl!!!!

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Wii_Fit_Girl/


elmo
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17 Apr 2010 7:52pm
you can bet all the Wii sales people are forwarding this email around
sausage
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17 Apr 2010 11:34pm
elmo said...

you can bet all the Wii sales people are forwarding this email around


You can bet any husband who owns a Wii will be smacking their wife over the back with it.
saltiest1
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18 Apr 2010 10:51pm
sounds like she wasnt holding it the right way......
or maybe she was!
Hobie1463
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22 Apr 2010 4:31pm
Can someone tell were that nerve is on the body.

I would like to try and crush it on my wife to see what happens..
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