"text message" or even worse "texting"

this right here is a text message. It is a message in TEXT. So is a letter.
The correct term for the mobile phone thing is "SMS" which stands for short message service.
"Send me a text" aarrgghhhhhh

more?

Oh and I just thought of some more...
People who say ungion instead of onion. Prounounce union without the frigin 'g'.
Hearing people say MicDonalds. I dont recall seeing an 'i' in Mc.
And its aych for the letter 'h' not haych.
And what about the letter 'z'? Is it zee or zed?

reciept. i cant say it. i say rec-ep-it.

Uber

"I Rack" instead of Iraq

"Deyouby" instead of Dubai

"Koala lumpa" instead of Kuala lumpur

"He done good" or "I done it"

"I seen him do it"

"Trialling" - if you are trying something you are Trying it
Bafist - Bathurst
Alby - Albury
Like you know? (repeated)

Toadwhispera said...

stribo said...

Vanilla malt milkshake.

I like to drink one but the words together just sh!t me.

Ha ha crack up!! Stribo you may have ISSUES! sorry mate

Japie

"Bafist" got me

"Un-Australian"

And a joke for toadwhispera:

A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do"

www. It's short for world wide web. Why do people say it as "double u double u double u ."? It's actually shorter (less syllables) to say "world wide web." I just say "www." (as in w, not double u")
does that make sense?

"yous" really sh1ts me e.g.

What have yous guys been doin'?

easty said...

www. It's short for world wide web. Why do people say it as "double u double u double u ."? It's actually shorter (less syllables) to say "world wide web." I just say "www." (as in w, not double u")
does that make sense?

"dub dub dub"

like....whatever

Mark _australia said...
- Arkansas vs Kansas WTF is with that?

WTF?

brung!!!

That's the sound an old phone makes, not what you've 'brought' with you!!!

And as mentioned, finishing with 'ink' "I saw somethink?!?"

or

"nuthink, it don't matter now anyways" (actually that sentence screams 'shoot me now', before I reverse millions of years of evolution!!!)

in rugby they say "good try !" ....but he scored !!!

evlPanda said...

How about "Can I lend $10?", when they want to borrow $10 and vice versa?

How about just asking "can I have $10" then I don't have to get the ****s with you when you don't pay it back.

Anyway, on radio stations. I hate how they will include words in the title of the station EG "This is the FM 104cast" when about to talk about the weather.

Reporters, if one more reporter says something witty like "the rain did nothing to dampen the crowds enthusasim". I mean, yes we get it, rain, dampen, your a bloody comedian just like the 1000 other reporters that have said exactly the same thing.

Your vs You're
It's vs its
To vs Too

and anywhere F is used in place of Th - Anyfink, fanks and so on.