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wormy
wormy
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16 Jan 2009 4:05pm
whinging pricks
Cambodge
Cambodge
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851 posts
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16 Jan 2009 5:27pm
AUS 301 quote:

"yes we get it, rain, dampen, your a bloody comedian just like the 1000 other reporters "

you're!!!! AGGHHHHH!!!!
lalalamort
lalalamort
NSW
160 posts
NSW, 160 posts
16 Jan 2009 5:30pm
Your vs You're also ****s me off....

Also calling things gay when they are clearly not happy or homosexual
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
16 Jan 2009 3:56pm
at the weekend

How can something be at the weekend? It's not a place.

Also, said it before in another thread but getting then and than mixed up makes me feel stabby.
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
16 Jan 2009 4:03pm
Aussies using the word "Dude" when referring to another person.
most prevalent on the kite forums, lost identity I believe. US influence

Oh and Greenroom, in Aus its zed, not zee, zee comes from US based malarkey they sprout on children's educational programs we put to air here in Aus.
aus301
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16 Jan 2009 5:57pm
Cambodge said...

AUS 301 quote:

"yes we get it, rain, dampen, your a bloody comedian just like the 1000 other reporters "

you're!!!! AGGHHHHH!!!!


Hahahaha...someone picked it up...I wondered how long it would take :D
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
16 Jan 2009 5:07pm
Using "MP3" when you mean "music player".

As in:

I just put the song onto my MP3 and it wouldn't play!

Grrrr....
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Jan 2009 6:22pm
'virtual volume' as in "the boards volume is 140litres" but they fail to advertise anywhere in their brochures it's actual volume is only 90 litres. I suppose this is a virtual lie (or is that truth)

Also when someone uses 'ironic' when clearly it's not e.g. "Ran into Bob again today down the same street I ran into him last time. How ironic is that" ..... No that's just a coincidence.
The Grinch
The Grinch
WA
733 posts
WA, 733 posts
16 Jan 2009 8:21pm

People holding thumb and little finger to mimic a telephone and saying.
"I'll call you."

(They never do >>>>)
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12886 posts
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16 Jan 2009 8:50pm
nebbian said...

Using "MP3" when you mean "music player".
>>>


And on the same lines, using "air" instead of "air-conditioner".
As in car salesman, "This car's got air". Well good job, if it didn't you'd die as soon as you got in, and the motor wouldn't run!!!!

Apologies to hardy, but I can't resist, the use of embarrassment instead of embarrassing, as in "How embarrassment".
Trouble is it's spreading, I've noticed other forum members copying him.
GypsyDrifter
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16 Jan 2009 9:11pm
Greenroom said...

ATM machine


I'm with you greenroom
Richiefish
Richiefish
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16 Jan 2009 10:12pm
pro-active....
NotWal
NotWal
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7436 posts
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16 Jan 2009 10:30pm
People who say "Do you want to ..." when they mean "Please ...."
I get genuinely confused.
A person in authority once asked me (paraphrased) "Do you want to get this job out of the way?". I said "No"... wrong answer.
elmo
elmo
WA
8895 posts
WA, 8895 posts
16 Jan 2009 9:59pm
Claiming an "Elmo" out of context
NotWal
NotWal
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16 Jan 2009 11:07pm
decrepit said...

Apologies to hardy, but I can't resist, the use of embarrassment instead of embarrassing, as in "How embarrassment".
Trouble is it's spreading, I've noticed other forum members copying him.


I first heard that in Mash. It's one of those Alan Alder/Groucho Marxisms. I wouldn't worry Decrep. It's a dead cat bounce.
NotWal
NotWal
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16 Jan 2009 11:26pm
Richiefish said...

in rugby they say "good try !" ....but he scored !!!


I've been told that in Rugby originally they only scored by kicking field goals. Then some of the lads made it a point of pride to carry the ball over the line probably because they were big and tough and couldn't kick straight. However, even for big blokes it was a chore to carry that ball with half the opposing team hanging off you and the other half standing in your way so the eggers on stood at the side lines yelling "Try, Try, Try".

I don't know if that's true. Its apocryphal, or if you prefer "possibly apocryphal" but I believe the latter to be a pleonasm.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23701 posts
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16 Jan 2009 10:31pm
Phgghh. Rugby.

3 blokes trying to push 2 blokes up another bloke's a$$hole


sausage
sausage
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4874 posts
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17 Jan 2009 12:28am
Mark _australia said...

Phgghh. Rugby.

3 blokes trying to push 2 blokes up another bloke's a$$hole





Mark,
Don't knock Rugby - its the game I'll being playing in heaven when it's not windy

That's of course if I get to heaven, otherwise hell will be like living in Singapore waiting an eternity for 5 knots of wind and only having Windwarning to talk to. [God help me if there is really Hell.]
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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17 Jan 2009 3:14am
sausage said...

Mark _australia said...

Phgghh. Rugby.

3 blokes trying to push 2 blokes up another bloke's a$$hole





Mark,
Don't knock Rugby - its the game I'll being playing in heaven when it's not windy

That's of course if I get to heaven, otherwise hell will be like living in Singapore waiting an eternity for 5 knots of wind and only having Windwarning to talk to. [God help me if there is really Hell.]



No you could live in windy Geraldton and still have windwarning sending you crap too.

No insult to rugby ppl, I am consistent and think aussie rules is stupid also.


Richiefish
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5612 posts
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17 Jan 2009 8:38am
NotWal said...

Richiefish said...

in rugby they say "good try !" ....but he scored !!!


I've been told that in Rugby originally they only scored by kicking field goals. Then some of the lads made it a point of pride to carry the ball over the line probably because they were big and tough and couldn't kick straight. However, even for big blokes it was a chore to carry that ball with half the opposing team hanging off you and the other half standing in your way so the eggers on stood at the side lines yelling "Try, Try, Try".

I don't know if that's true. Its apocryphal, or if you prefer "possibly apocryphal" but I believe the latter to be a pleonasm.


what about the rugby union term "maul" , thats a beaut' ! What did they do in the olden days? Hack each other with axes,or bite each other ???
Bristol
Bristol
ACT
347 posts
ACT, 347 posts
17 Jan 2009 1:11pm
When I'm asked to enter my "PIN Number". Arrgh!

NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
17 Jan 2009 10:18pm
When the coppers threaten to "breach" you. Now that is an unmistakable threat of physical violence in jargon free english.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
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17 Jan 2009 10:34pm
Actually the one that really grates on me is the use of "unisex" in the Building Code of Australia (BCA). It's used to imply the inclusion of all sexes, but if you look at its roots, uni = one, it implies the exact opposite. Obviously "ambisex" or "omnisex" make much better sense.

See, that's why you need lawyers. If it wasn't for all the backwards words and quaint jargon of legalese you could understand this stuff yourself and have no need of them.
Sailhack
Sailhack
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18 Jan 2009 12:50am
NotWal said...

Actually the one that really grates on me is the use of "unisex" in the Building Code of Australia (BCA). It's used to imply the inclusion of all sexes, but if you look at its roots, uni = one, it implies the exact opposite. Obviously "ambisex" or "omnisex" make much better sense.

See, that's why you need lawyers. If it wasn't for all the backwards words and quaint jargon of legalese you could understand this stuff yourself and have no need of them.



Don't bring the BCA into it, it (both volumes) is a document of contradictions! (and not a very exciting read) A document that tells you the rules & regs on how you have to 'build stuff'...(unless you can prove your way works too, and then that's OK) WTF?!?

Sorry, off topic - I recently lent (or is that borrowed?) Vol 2. to my neighbour (a design engineer) to assist him in making some decisions about his renovations, he brought it back after 2 days saying that it was the most confusing thing he'd ever read, and he's an ENGINEER!!!.....I thought it was just me!
BundyBear
BundyBear
NSW
325 posts
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18 Jan 2009 1:13am
Mark _australia said...


aussie rules is stupid also.





Any sport where you get a point for missing must be stupid

stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Jan 2009 12:30am
When someone says "fitty" instead of "fifty"
As in " I got a fitty to chuck in mate " grrrrrr
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
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18 Jan 2009 10:59am
This one's kind of silly but it annoys me no end when manufacturers, or maybe that should be marketers, give odd spellings to product names. KA Sails for example have a range of sails with names that naturally start with a "c" but they spell them with a "k" - kaos, kult, koncept and koyote. I suppose they think its cute and attractive. idk. Nice sails - dumb names. Starboard has done the same thing with the "kode" although that might be Swedish or German or something.

My teachers used to thrash me for that. "Vermin, take that" they would say as they pounded a wooden stake into my heart with self righteousness indignation. <whappety, whappety, whap>. And they were right. I am a better person or near-person for it. Just a little anxious about bad spelling and a little challenged in the cardiac department.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Jan 2009 11:45am
Oh 5h1+ ! having to use numbers instead of letters in words to avoid censorship !!
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
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18 Jan 2009 6:11pm
NotWal said...

This one's kind of silly but it annoys me no end when manufacturers, or maybe that should be marketers, give odd spellings to product names. KA Sails for example have a range of sails with names that naturally start with a "c" but they spell them with a "k" - kaos, kult, koncept and koyote. I suppose they think its cute and attractive. idk. Nice sails - dumb names. Starboard has done the same thing with the "kode" although that might be Swedish or German or something.

My teachers used to thrash me for that. "Vermin, take that" they would say as they pounded a wooden stake into my heart with self righteousness indignation. <whappety, whappety, whap>. And they were right. I am a better person or near-person for it. Just a little anxious about bad spelling and a little challenged in the cardiac department.


i think the letter 'c' should be made redundant and we should only use the letter 'k'... (or 's') where appropriate.


my word hate: betterent.

eg: i had better get the washing in before it pisses down, betterent I?

the word is "hadn't"
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
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18 Jan 2009 6:14pm
I also like the use of the word text to mean sms, it seems more natural.
Short message service sounds .... a little anal
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