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petermac33
petermac33
WA
6415 posts
WA, 6415 posts
9 Nov 2012 7:03am
Your hands start to dry out

It only goes up for a few seconds each day

You hardly ever feel like it

Hardly anything comes out

Your legs don't bend as much when reaching for that low ball at tennis

You start eyeing 50 somethings

You become conscious and see thru the matrix







evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:47am
You're.
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
9 Nov 2012 8:21am
Hair growing out of my ears and nose.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
9 Nov 2012 9:09am
Scotty88 said...
Hair growing out of my ears and nose.



......goes grey
jamdfingr
jamdfingr
QLD
663 posts
QLD, 663 posts
9 Nov 2012 12:19pm
You have to poo with cracked ribs!
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:31am
...you think that all the stupid lame-arse turn of the century million-times-recycled joke emails you send around are funny.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:44am
You buy a SUP
Woodo
Woodo
WA
792 posts
WA, 792 posts
9 Nov 2012 11:05am
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first
62mac
62mac
WA
24860 posts
WA, 24860 posts
9 Nov 2012 11:05am
back to your best
stamp
stamp
QLD
2798 posts
QLD, 2798 posts
9 Nov 2012 1:13pm
some young punk at your local tells you he's glad to see 'an old fella on a shortboard'.
i'm 38.
cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
9 Nov 2012 1:50pm
You are on the same forum as Cisco.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Nov 2012 11:52am
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


Im with ya mate
Scotty88
Scotty88
4214 posts
4214 posts
9 Nov 2012 11:53am
doggie said...
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


Im with ya mate


Sh1t yes.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Nov 2012 11:53am
stamp said...
some young punk at your local tells you he's glad to see 'an old fella on a shortboard'.
i'm 38.


Fricken hell Im 41 and still on a SB, what does that make me?!?!?
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
9 Nov 2012 2:05pm
When you stop trying to work out the world and just listen to AM radio for your opinions.

When you stop thinking expansion and start worrying about holding what you've got.

When you've been crying doom over the economy during the last 4 years of steady growth.

When the testosterone dries up and the world suddenly becomes a scary place where the richest and most equal and liberal society in history becomes a socialist "democracy" where string pullers rig the election to keep chocolates in power.

Edit: Every red thumb I get I'll pass on to the one I'm quoting above... sound fair? Actually no need, it's already as red as it gets.
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
9 Nov 2012 3:26pm
When you go grey and everybody else looks sexy.
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
9 Nov 2012 3:34pm
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


You've got to drink the right stuff.

Give this a go and let me know.

1.- No more than 2 beers.
2.- Wine must be Reserve and at least 5 years old.
3.- No mixed grain spirits... so single malts, and they must be 12 years old MINIMUM.

enjoy.

Example of how to have a 2 day hangover.
Go to christmas party, drink 3~5 beers, drink the crappy wine they serve... when you're in your 20's this is a warm up round.

Now if you went to DM and bought a bottle of say, Balvenie double barrel 12yo, you could sip that for ~3hrs be totally sloshed and wake up clean as a whistle the next day.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
9 Nov 2012 3:37pm
FlySurfer said...
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


You've got to drink the right stuff.

Give this a go and let me know.

1.- No more than 2 beers.
2.- Wine must be Reserve and at least 5 years old.
3.- No mixed grain spirits... so single malts, and they must be 12 years old MINIMUM.

enjoy.

Example of how to have a 2 day hangover.
Go to christmas party, drink 3~5 beers, drink the crappy wine they serve... when you're in your 20's this is a warm up round.

Now if you went to DM and bought a bottle of say, Balvenie double barrel 12yo, you could sip that for ~3hrs be totally sloshed and wake up clean as a whistle the next day.


yeah but it tasts like shxt without coke
Woodo
Woodo
WA
792 posts
WA, 792 posts
9 Nov 2012 1:56pm
You know your getting old when....

You tell people what they should drink to avoid a hangover
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
9 Nov 2012 5:51pm
petermac33 said...
You become conscious and see thru the matrix


imgur.com/a/15A60

Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
9 Nov 2012 5:37pm
doggie said...
stamp said...
some young punk at your local tells you he's glad to see 'an old fella on a shortboard'.
i'm 38.


Fricken hell Im 41 and still on a SB, what does that make me?!?!?


Clean as but full 3ft this morning. Hit it early with a 6'6 and had it all to myself for an hour. Sets not to regular. Got invaded by about 15 groms so usually I would bail because they snake you big time if you let them.

I stayed out another hour and was stoked I could stay with them and kept picking my waves. I'm nearly 51.

You got plenty of time left on shorties Doggie
stamp
stamp
QLD
2798 posts
QLD, 2798 posts
9 Nov 2012 5:20pm
FlySurfer said...
Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first


You've got to drink the right stuff.

Give this a go and let me know.

1.- No more than 2 beers.
2.- Wine must be Reserve and at least 5 years old.
3.- No mixed grain spirits... so single malts, and they must be 12 years old MINIMUM.

enjoy.

Example of how to have a 2 day hangover.
Go to christmas party, drink 3~5 beers, drink the crappy wine they serve... when you're in your 20's this is a warm up round.

Now if you went to DM and bought a bottle of say, Balvenie double barrel 12yo, you could sip that for ~3hrs be totally sloshed and wake up clean as a whistle the next day.


most of my worst hangovers have been after nights drinking straight single malt scotch
Nimrod
Nimrod
SA
58 posts
SA, 58 posts
9 Nov 2012 5:55pm
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

So how you going Marky.

Hey Marky. Is that you in your avitar?
worrier
worrier
WA
726 posts
WA, 726 posts
9 Nov 2012 3:39pm
When I picked up my 5 YO nephew from pre school and he asked me what are the for uncle He was pointing at the window winders were in my ute.
He had only ever seen electric windows before in a car
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doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
9 Nov 2012 3:40pm
Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

So how you going Marky.

Hey Marky. Is that you in your avitar?


You must be a gen y nimrod as you just like p!ssing on things......
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
9 Nov 2012 6:55pm
myusernam said...
yeah but it tasts like shxt without coke


You're obviously not old enough... it tastes farking fantastic. It's coke that taste like sh!t, with sugar.
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
NSW, 4460 posts
9 Nov 2012 6:58pm
stamp said...
most of my worst hangovers have been after nights drinking straight single malt scotch


Effect must be limited to my family and friends... even my Grandma drinks it and wakes up no worse.
Nimrod
Nimrod
SA
58 posts
SA, 58 posts
9 Nov 2012 9:16pm
doggie said...
Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

So how you going Marky.

Hey Marky. Is that you in your avitar?


You must be a gen y nimrod as you just like p!ssing on things......


Hah, Look who's talking.

You must be refering to that lame thread where old farts were provoking the young crew with some cr@p about urinating on things.

Class act that was.

Real intelligent.

Did you notice I stayed out of that?
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:32pm
You know your getting old when , you remember when poledancing was cool and popular.
I wasnt around to remember those days, but have seen yellowed old photos to prove they did once exsist. lol
I have heard there are some "video tapes"??? of these days,,
but no one these days can find one of those big tape playing things to watch them on.

From my history lessons from school, I think it was just after the dino's became extinct.
Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:12pm
kiteboy dave said...
When you stop trying to work out the world and just listen to AM radio for your opinions.

When you stop thinking expansion and start worrying about holding what you've got.

When you've been crying doom over the economy during the last 4 years of steady growth.

When the testosterone dries up and the world suddenly becomes a scary place where the richest and most equal and liberal society in history becomes a socialist "democracy" where string pullers rig the election to keep chocolates in power.

Edit: Every red thumb I get I'll pass on to the one I'm quoting above... sound fair? Actually no need, it's already as red as it gets.


After all the sh!t that went on with the one hit chow wonder thread you come out with that.

And then you wonder why you get paid out on so much on here.
shoodbegood
shoodbegood
VIC
873 posts
VIC, 873 posts
9 Nov 2012 10:43pm
When you've been working longer than the kids you're working with have been alive, and you love both of Neil Youngs' albums he's put out this year!






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