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Shooting the breeze.

landyacht

5921 posts

landyacht

WA, 5921 posts

9 Nov 2012 9:21pm

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Woodo said...
Hangovers last 2 days and sometimes the second day is worse than the first

Im with ya mate

Sh1t yes.

you develop the willpower to drink responsibly becaause the hangover last 2 days

adolf

1862 posts

adolf

1862 posts

10 Nov 2012 4:55pm

Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

Bahahahahha, I could have sworn he was about 65.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

10 Nov 2012 8:05pm

Isnt he???????????
I think "37" was his age when he started dancing in 1976.

65 sounds about right.

pweedas

4642 posts

pweedas

WA, 4642 posts

11 Nov 2012 12:14am

There's nothing wrong with 65!
I've been 65 for years.

It's a very good age to be.

I think I'll be 65 for a few years more and then I might move on just one or two more maybe.

It gives me time to get it nearly right.

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

11 Nov 2012 11:49am

adolf said...

Nimrod said...
You know your old when you make posts on SB that sound like your 65 and your profile says your 37

Bahahahahha, I could have sworn he was about 65.

He's menopausal.

Simondo

VIC

8025 posts

Simondo

VIC, 8025 posts

11 Nov 2012 3:45pm

doggie said...
You buy a SUP

Gold!

Simondo

VIC

8025 posts

Simondo

VIC, 8025 posts

11 Nov 2012 3:48pm

petermac33 said...

It only goes up for a few seconds each day

You hardly ever feel like it

In all seriousness, I heard a medical stat a few months ago... Something like 75% (I think it might have even been 84%) of males who had a heart attack, had suffered from some form of "erectile disfunction" in the previous 2 years.

It's related to the plaque in the arteries, and the finest arteries are in the old willie, I believe. PS - I'm not a doctor!

I know I will go and see a doctor at the first sign of erectile disfunction.

dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

dmitri

VIC, 1040 posts

11 Nov 2012 4:12pm

windsurfing started making me feel old.

while surfing and skateboarding doing opposite.

Clownfeatures

205 posts

Clownfeatures

SA, 205 posts

11 Nov 2012 8:07pm

When you have had 4 coopers paleys by 700pm on a Sunday and think maybe I should pull stumps cos I have to work tomorrow .....

You know your not when you think feck that...give me another

GPA

2529 posts

GPA

WA, 2529 posts

11 Nov 2012 5:40pm

^^^
Too true (sadly!)

Cheers! Hiccup!

Clownfeatures

205 posts

Clownfeatures

SA, 205 posts

11 Nov 2012 8:15pm

Beeeeeelchhhh

the gibbo

776 posts

the gibbo

WA, 776 posts

11 Nov 2012 7:23pm

when the barber says "shall i trim your eyebrows sir" and you agree cos you cant see anymore

decrepit

12884 posts

decrepit

WA, 12884 posts

11 Nov 2012 8:55pm

petermac33 said...

>>>>>>>

You start eyeing 50 somethings

>>>>>>>>>>

No no no no, it's when you start feeling guilty about being a baby snatcher when eyeing 50 somethings

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

11 Nov 2012 9:11pm

what was the question again??

fingerbone

NSW

921 posts

fingerbone

NSW, 921 posts

12 Nov 2012 5:29pm

I found my first grey pubic hair the other day.........on a kebab...

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

12 Nov 2012 6:22pm

fingerbone said...
I found my first grey pubic hair the other day.........on a kebab...

Must have been an old kebab

doggie

15849 posts

doggie

WA, 15849 posts

12 Nov 2012 3:50pm

When you get a lot of wind

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

Haircut

QLD, 6491 posts

13 Nov 2012 7:58pm

WHAT?

puffy

89 posts

puffy

89 posts

13 Nov 2012 6:10pm

When you get nappy rash again.

mocha1

934 posts

mocha1

WA, 934 posts

13 Nov 2012 6:23pm

When younger wanna be "bad ass LOCAL" hits you with " f&$@k off old c$&@t" because you have the audacity to catch a good wave in "his" patch.....not knowing or caring that you have surfed there for 25+ years

WHEN YOU HAVE SURFED SOMEWHERE FOR 25+ YEARS

paulford

312 posts

paulford

WA, 312 posts

14 Nov 2012 8:35am

Knee high looks doubles, so you just opt for a walk along the waters edge reliving your youth through your memories.

dorothyinste

QLD

481 posts

dorothyinste

QLD, 481 posts

17 Nov 2012 7:31am

When you start wearing socks with your thongs.
When you start tucking your shirts in.
When you wear clothes for comfort and care less about being trendy.
When you start conversations with pretty young women because you are no longer afraid of rejection.

bobajob

QLD

1535 posts

bobajob

QLD, 1535 posts

17 Nov 2012 2:54pm

dorothyinste said...
When you start wearing socks with your thongs.
When you start tucking your shirts in.
When you wear clothes for comfort and care less about being trendy.
When you start conversations with pretty young women because you are no longer afraid of rejection.

I thought your first two were an Italian thing

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

Haircut

QLD, 6491 posts

17 Nov 2012 6:47pm

WHAT?

fingerbone

NSW

921 posts

fingerbone

NSW, 921 posts

17 Nov 2012 8:00pm

When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.

decrepit

12884 posts

decrepit

WA, 12884 posts

17 Nov 2012 7:35pm

fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.

Think I've done that for the last 10 years or so!

decrepit

12884 posts

decrepit

WA, 12884 posts

17 Nov 2012 7:37pm

When you remember going to parties, where all the men were out the back round the keg and all the ladies in the lounge with their Barossa Pearl.

smicko

2503 posts

smicko

WA, 2503 posts

17 Nov 2012 8:34pm

You are old

Scotty88

4214 posts

Scotty88

4214 posts

17 Nov 2012 9:14pm

fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.

Sh1t I just realised I do that - fark I'm old.

BulldogPup

6657 posts

BulldogPup

6657 posts

17 Nov 2012 9:16pm

Scotty88 said...

fingerbone said...
When you make a moaning noise every time you sit down or stand up.

Sh1t I just realised I do that - fark I'm having an orgasm.

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