"Had a guy years ago sitting in the bike lane blocking the whole thing with his toorak tractor"
My heart goes out to you...you poor thing
u once had a car block you years ago.
I reckon i have 50+ cyclists block my path along beach rd everyday.
The worst thing is i overtake the bikes then when i stop at the lights ( which a lot of riders choose not to do ) you lane split and overtake all the cars that just overtook you meaning you once again block traffic causing us to overtake you.
I to ride my bike to work ( 2 times a week )
the only difference is i ride on the "bike path" yes the Bike path that is designed for bike riders to keep them safe and separated from cars which can travel a lot faster!
I have a little trick i overtake them leaving millimeters, one of three things could happen
a) they keep riding giving me the bird

b) they realise how dangerous it is a start riding on the bike path

or
c) i hit them and they can never ride again
RELAX A BIT I AM ONLY JOKING JEEZ