I Ride a bike's quite often, mainly for fitness on a road bike but occaisionally on my mountain bike for commuting.... I will ride in packs 4 wide in the mornings...But I'm talking at like 6 - 6.30 Then I'll generally drop behind or take a different path from the main bunch that ride 4 - 5 wide....I think that it's rude and inconsiderate and in Darwin sooner or later you're going to get a country muppet come and clean the whole lot of you up in his ford F250 or something.... Unfortunately the few of us that piss people off get discriminateed against by idiots like Kilo....But soon enough a lot more people will be riding once Fuel is up at 2 - 2.50/L!!

Come to the Dark Side.....We Have cookies....and Women find us attractive!

sarahcanada said...

kilo513 said...


I have a little trick i overtake them leaving millimeters, one of three things could happen

a) they keep riding giving me the bird

b) they realise how dangerous it is a start riding on the bike path

or

c) i hit them and they can never ride again

your sick. 2/3rds of my ride there are no "path options" but there is a 1 metre sectioned off on the road for bikers. drivers tent to neglect the tiny little yellow dots marking bike paths on the road but i assure you there is almost a metre. Its people like you that should have there lisence taken away. its not a game of who gets more road half the time (maybe they are avoiding glass), so if you dare think its funny to give them a MM of space... seek help.

Second that!

sarahcanada said...

does that mean women find me attractive too?

Do you want them to

stribo said...

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And make little 6 year old johny get and pay for out of his own pocket money,a licence and roadworthy for his bmx every year.[}:)]
Then make all the pedestrians get walking licences and pay road tax because they use the zebra crossings.[}:)]
This country is getting sofa king anal you'll all have to pay to breath soon..

I'm sure someone in government somewhere at some time has thought of something like it. They tried to introduce something similar in England. They called it "head tax" I think. Instead of paying a flat land tax, they were going to charge by the number of people at the residence, therefore a charge on individuals whether working or not. A type of "breathing tax".

i hate everyone else as well, i also think i'm better than anyone else as well. we should get together some time and [stop b4 getting banned]


--*in case anyone didn't get the sarcasm i'm implying that hating on other user groups is that self absorbed perth people do. go on hate away but know that anyone who reads your writings will think you rely on F7

Solution -

-Government provides better transport infrastructure for bike paths and also probably public transport

-Citysiders (term loosy applied to these idiot drivers) learn to think of others and stop being a number in a cage

-All road users ride a bike on the road at some stage regularly and see how fun it is when idiots don't drive according to riders needs

(Bam! Instant Result!)

I have a mate that now carries an equalizer under the cross bar on his pushy.

We were riding home from the gym one night and yelled at a panel van that cut us off when doing a wheelie around a corner. They came back at us, jumped out of the car and it was on for young and old. My mate ended up in hospital with severe cuts and concussion, I managed to avoid a substantial bashing by fluking a couple of Glasgow kisses (I'm not Scottish by the way). My mate is a well known Fireman and the local coppers took a dislike to the attention given to one of their own (emergency services buddies). Fortunately I got their license number and they got theirs... The old saying, don’t get mad get even. My mate who got bashed even made a buck out of those prihks... Through consulting with some allied health friends we identified all the signs a physiologist would pick up on through counseling for trauma victims. To cut a long story short, the panel van hoons had to pay substantial compensation to my mate, no doubt enhanced due to our lark with the psycho assessment.

Anyways back to the equalizer. A piece of metal piping that comes in handy for cars that misbehave

If you run a cyclist or a pedestrian or a horse rider over on the road in your 2 tonne car no judge in the world is going to let you off in court.

He's gonna ask where you were going in such a hurry. Work? Hungry Jacks? Your mates house?

kilo513 said...

Charles

bam and second that

what next my little sheep

yeah what he said!!!!!!!

Everyone has a opinion why not voice yours,

dont be scared make fun of me what ever


Maybe ask leech what to say because that got a chuckle out of me

Hi kilo513 or is it Jesus ?

A few points,

1) You seem to be encouraging people to have "accidents" with cyclists! aka seriously injuring people. That's just not cricket if you hurt someone with a family.

2) When someone makes a good point I'll back it up. especially concerning the traffic light topic, you can not fault that logic, lights go green, yellow then red. You don't need physic powers to know when a light will go red.

3) Why are you so angry ? why do you hate people on bikes so much, especially the ones in spandex ? is it you secretly want to ware spandex, but get done for indecent exposure every time ? If you rode a bike you might lose a bit of weight.

4) all your posts are getting the thumbs down rating. its a good indication that your your writing is inappropriate!

5) I hope you learn to cool down a bit before you go off and hurt some poor kid riding a bike.

7) You called me your sheep. This does not make sense when I've been paying your out for your silly rants, not following you "Jesus".

6) have a good day and I assume your just jumping on here just to stir some people.

Kind Regards,

Charles said...

kilo513 said...

Charles

bam and second that

what next my little sheep

yeah what he said!!!!!!!

Everyone has a opinion why not voice yours,

dont be scared make fun of me what ever


Maybe ask leech what to say because that got a chuckle out of me

Hi kilo513 or is it Jesus ?

A few points,

1) You seem to be encouraging people to have "accidents" with cyclists! aka seriously injuring people. That's just not cricket if you hurt someone with a family.

2) When someone makes a good point I'll back it up. especially concerning the traffic light topic, you can not fault that logic, lights go green, yellow then red. You don't need physic powers to know when a light will go red.

3) Why are you so angry ? why do you hate people on bikes so much, especially the ones in spandex ? is it you secretly want to ware spandex, but get done for indecent exposure every time ? If you rode a bike you might lose a bit of weight.

4) all your posts are getting the thumbs down rating. its a good indication that your your writing is inappropriate!

5) I hope you learn to cool down a bit before you go off and hurt some poor kid riding a bike.

7) You called me your sheep. This does not make sense when I've been paying your out for your silly rants, not following you "Jesus".

6) have a good day and I assume your just jumping on here just to stir some people.

Kind Regards,

Don’t be scared make fun of me what ever

but don’t lie

1) Not even responding to that yes you got me i am out to hurt people
(Why would people actually believe i want to hurt people i learnt something a joke/sarcasm doesn’t really work when you cant see the person) if u read all the posts i am with making it safer for cyclists saying the goverment needs to put more bike paths / lanes in?

2) I laughed with you at me over that comment, it was very creative

3) I am angry because cyclists make a nice drive along the beach so stressful, I to am a cyclist but I choose to ride on the bike path as I cant ride at 60km/h like the other vehicles on the road.

4) Good point I will try and fix that

5) ****************

6 or 7)i was calling you a sheep cause you followed what other people where saying by just agreeing with them and not saying what you thought.

7 or 6) No not really i do believe something has to be done about the bike situation i still stand by that the government needs to spend more on bike lanes because there are way to many cyclists that are to cool for bike paths.

And don’t you dare say that its to slow on bike paths(uneven surface, walkers, joggers ) because that would be the biggest contradiction ever..........

no need to call anyone fat... bully

kilo513 for Moderator!

Charles said...

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Hi kilo513 or is it Jesus ?

Hey I'm Jesus !! he must be a imposter[}:)]

Update: This morning a stoopid fake blonde bimbo in a Celica (SillyCar) kn sped up to an intersection (stop sign for her) looked my way(no cars to damage me was no doubt her thought process), and without stopping turned right out in front/accross of me and was perplexed why i gave her some schtick!?!? Good thing I had a sense she was gonna pull a stupid selfish move and had already eased off the pedals. Nice big flat spot on my rear tyre now..

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laurie said...

Forum Tips & Tricks 101:

1. Sarcasm & Dry Humour definitely does not work with the written word.

2. People may just read what you write in the mood they are in, not the mood you are in.

Lets keep the banter light hearted, and not start calling each other names.

Lifes too short to get worked up over bikes & lycra.

re point 1. thats why I want to introduce " THE SARCASAM SMILEY"

I didnt mean the winking smiley would be sarcasam, a totally new one. A cross between wink and devil perhaps ???