arancini said...
anyone know the difference between "soda water" and "mineral water"
One is nice the other is full of toxins and poisons developed in order to keep your intelligence at bay and to feed alien creatures allowing them to breed and grow inside you.
The aliens were put inside you by Woolworths, (haven't you seen their new logo) who cleverly inject the alien eggs into their fresh produce.
You know you've been infected because if you listen very carefully you can hear the aliens communicating with the mother ship which sits somewhere in another galaxy.