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busterwa
busterwa
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2 Apr 2009 11:42pm
I think that the Cocburn council should maintain its woodman point beech kitesurf area as this beech is being widley used, theres alot of great surfers who go there and alot of people who walk dogs.

On a recent visit i found that the council had failed its people and comunity for not providing toilets and even a grassed area, not even a walkway of the rocks down to the beech?
Another dissapointing thing is the beech axcess to the north point.This area should be opened up for everyone.

I think compared to Rockingham and Mandurah Cockburn is way behind in the maintanence of its beeches in that paticular spot in comparrison to the number of people who use it.
busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
3 Apr 2009 1:05am
I like the beech and there some pretty sick people who surf there.
Just seems to me like at the other spots ive surfed at the council had place toilets showers grassed areas picnic facilitys and ever walkways down to the beech.


manicskier
manicskier
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3 Apr 2009 9:26am
so.. your pissed and dont like cockburn.. sounds nasty
Richiefish
Richiefish
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3 Apr 2009 8:44am
try using a water based lubricant.
busterwa
busterwa
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3 Apr 2009 1:58pm
Using my civil engineering skills i have draughted a plan of what this beech should look like.

I have also emailed my plans to the cockburn council and am egarly awaiting for a responce.




the fish
the fish
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3 Apr 2009 2:13pm
can I suggest that you use spell check before you send it to them!
poor relative
poor relative
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3 Apr 2009 2:53pm
Need more psalm trees and durastic action now.
evlPanda
evlPanda
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3 Apr 2009 6:15pm
Here's what beeches should look like:



Seriously man, how can you not spell "beach"?
evlPanda
evlPanda
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3 Apr 2009 6:16pm
I also would have accepted Gansta Beeches:

busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
3 Apr 2009 3:26pm
Thank you for you email. I can confirm that Woodmans Point is not actually controlled by the City of Cockburn but actually the Department of Environment & Conservation and the contact person is Ryan Donnegan - Operations Officer - 0439 973 955, please call him in regard to your suggestions.

In that case im gona revise my plan.
I think i need to inculde a disney style theme park and a 18hole golfcourse.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
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3 Apr 2009 3:34pm
buggarit man, y doncha email Col Barnett diawreckt
pooman
pooman
WA
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3 Apr 2009 5:42pm
You should go hit up the high rollers in that new estate they now own that area, they should be able to spot some cash for the upgrades....
decrepit
decrepit
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3 Apr 2009 6:20pm
evlPanda said...

Here's what beeches should look like:



<<<<


Fantastic Pander, wouldn't you just love to build a log cabin there and veg out????

Now can you show as some psalm trees, I think they must have some sort of religious context.
busterwa
busterwa
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3782 posts
3 Apr 2009 7:05pm
Anyways just for subject closure.
This area is owned but the conservationists state goverment.
I dont understand why federal goverment is handing out cash ot people like us well not me...when all of its infastructure and assets are falling apart.

I believe that this is a classic example of what should not happen.
In my opinyon spending that money on developing infastructure would be a far better of advantage to a community than having its people purchace lcd tvs and supporting the overseas market. projects like these would create longterm jobs and give people skills it would intice tourists and promote growth.
From recent post we have heard of a gentlemen who is worried abut loosing his job to cheaper overseas manafacturing.(manafacture here else jobs dissapear)
If the goverment encourages spending in the retail sector being a relativly no-manafacturing country we wont benafit.
Where we will benifit is creating long term sollutions and ensuring infatstructure is well maintained not only for us but for animals and our eco system.



excuse my spelling

thankyou seabreese
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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3 Apr 2009 7:23pm
decrepit said...

evlPanda said...

Here's what beeches should look like:



<<<<


Fantastic Pander, wouldn't you just love to build a log cabin there and veg out????

Now can you show as some psalm trees, I think they must have some sort of religious context.


Decrepster, if you built a log cabin in that grove of trees, you would definately have to change your username to Gandalf

decrepit
decrepit
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3 Apr 2009 7:33pm
Grumps my nature unlike God's trinity, is a duo, part Leonardo, part Gandalf. I would have no trouble at all flipping over.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
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3 Apr 2009 8:20pm
Like those trees, I am green with envy
the fish
the fish
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4 Apr 2009 10:57am
why does it say in the menu that Busterwa has replied 4 hours ago when there isnt a reply here less than 14 hours ago?
Was it removed?
grumplestiltskin
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4 Apr 2009 11:18am
the fish said...

why does it say in the menu that Busterwa has replied 4 hours ago when there isnt a reply here less than 14 hours ago?
Was it removed?


If you edit a previous post, it updates the time on the main screen, but not on the post itself. (does that make sense?)
Sailhack
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4 Apr 2009 3:08pm
busterwa said...

Using my civil engineering skills i have draughted a plan

All spelling aside (and it hurts me to ignore it), I don't think using 'google earth' and 'paint' enhance your reputation as a civil engineer. Nor will the supplied pic and email do anything but the opposite of what you're trying to do.

Could I suggest visiting the local council, getting a copy of their infrastructure plans, or strategic development docs (generally free to public) and use your 'civil engineering skills' to do a half-decent overlay including the information you've attempted to portray on the google earth pic, but with some form of professionalism. Even better would be to personally fund a feasibility study and include all consultants docs. This would have a better chance at being accepted by the local authorities...if all this seems too hard, and too expensive, let it go man, and stick to the spots that are set up for watersports and beachgoers...do you need the whole of the coastline developed and designed for public access?

evlPanda said...

I also would have accepted Gansta Beeches:


I think that would be biatches

busterwa
busterwa
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4 Apr 2009 5:01pm
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.



Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?



Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles


From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached





shark
shark
WA
361 posts
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5 Apr 2009 2:30pm
your reputation as a civil engineer is further enhanced Busterwa

but that is quite amusing
Richiefish
Richiefish
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5 Apr 2009 9:12pm
"They call it Cockburn city limits".
walshd
walshd
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9 Apr 2009 4:15pm
busterwa said...

.....we wont benafit.
Where we will benifit.......

excuse my spelling

thankyou seabreese


2 different goes at spelling benefit and you still got it wrong.

and then topped off by seabreeze.

funny stuff. I'd love to see how hard the Cockburn council laughed when they read your email.
theDoctor
theDoctor
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9 Apr 2009 10:52pm
i wonder if cockburn council participate in the sister city program with the municipality of cheesyvag
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