Has anyone noticed there are sh!t loads of them.
Dirty evil ****s they are.

Yep, thousands of the freeloading little ****ers. Drive me mad they do. I'm pretty cool with most of the world's critters, but not flies.

poor relative said...
How do you fkn control these ****s

Those $10 plastic fly traps you can get at Bunnings work a treat... you need to leave them in the sun to work best, but keep the water up and within a few days you'll have 100's & 100's of 'em in there... and that's less that can breed.

The numbers will start dropping off about now because the dung beetles should be breeding up. The Ag dept was looking into a new species which doesn't die off in winter but I haven't heard what the result was.
If you think they're bad here, try a trip to the country.
Walking around the paddocks will give you about a kilo of flies riding on your back.
They make intermittent trips to paddle in your eyes, ears, up your nose, in your mouth,,.... and anywhere else that might be uncovered .
When they get tired of that they just ride around on your back. It's all top entertainment if you're a fly.

Cassa said...



Geeeeee It's hot here , 48.1 at the moment, how do you control THAT!!

That'll teach you to live in eggsmouth. Didn't you check the summer temps before you went?
It's why there's only 5 people living there in summer. Well six now that you're there.

droooooooooooollllllll slobbbbbbbbbbber .....aaaaaarrrrrrrggggguuurgle .....mmmmmmm beeeeeeer!

highnoon, looks like your avatar is trying to push one out

BulldogPup said...

saltiest1 said...

highnoon, looks like your avatar is trying to push one out

haaaaaaa , now that is funny

so does yours.

dont start me on pweedas

saltiest1 said...

BulldogPup said...

saltiest1 said...

highnoon, looks like your avatar is trying to push one out

haaaaaaa , now that is funny

so does yours.

ha ha ha - you can come over & suck my S bend any time you like saltyboy .... and where's that toejammed foot You used to flog ????

every time i saw that avatar it reminded me of the frosty smelly seaweed i was standing in when south of gero. finally got sick of it and put up this 1. when my man boobs get to full size i might use them jumper puppets instead.

fark - too much information jesus manboobs salty ...I'm drinking bears mate.. I've been blessed that way freight train metabolism been 70-75kgs all the way

did a job at dandelup and couldnt talk they were so bad.

arrrrhahahahahaha , theres one for the books

saltiest1 said...

BulldogPup said...

saltiest1 said...

highnoon, looks like your avatar is trying to push one out

haaaaaaa , now that is funny

so does yours.

now I have to change it, Thats the chick lego surfer

there are no winners here.
lucky for me i was born post iron age though
keep it highnoon, im sure we can lay crap on all avatars here. its just it does look like hes laying cable (not that theres anything wrong with that).

Got us one of those electric zapper bug killer light things. Works a treat. Frying all of the dirty ****s
Plus Mrs relative is happy again.