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Shooting the breeze.

Richiefish

QLD

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Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

23 Feb 2009 8:03pm

Question. If you worked at a bubble wrap factory.....Would you fart in the machine air intake, knowing that years from now, somebody poppping the bubbles would cop a whiff of your fart ????

mytchook

QLD

561 posts

mytchook

QLD, 561 posts

23 Feb 2009 8:05pm

I would definitely be tempted to.

But I am a lady

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

23 Feb 2009 7:41pm

Yes.

But then I would also be tempted to grab the roll and pop it straight away just to savour the full-bodied aroma

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

Sailhack

VIC, 5000 posts

23 Feb 2009 9:47pm

Attempted to blow up a balloon that way once, but couldn't get it started!

Them's the days...young, dumb and full of (er...) flatulence!

Greenroom

7608 posts

Greenroom

WA, 7608 posts

23 Feb 2009 8:45pm

When I was a kid I farted in a tupperware container and stuck it in the freezer hoping that my dad, brother or sisters would open it thinking it was food.
It was my brother who enjoyed the frozen, stench, ripping through his nose hairs.
MWHAHAHAH

You should try it one day. Frozen fart anyone?

echunda

VIC

765 posts

echunda

VIC, 765 posts

25 Feb 2009 8:28am

Even at 32 I think a lit fart is the funniest thing you can do

555

892 posts

555

892 posts

25 Feb 2009 7:19am

echunda said...

Even at 32 I think a lit fart is the funniest thing you can do

Beware the backdraft, and don't do it while wearing nylon shorts!

windykid

QLD

368 posts

windykid

QLD, 368 posts

25 Feb 2009 8:49am

farts are good ice breakers

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

25 Feb 2009 9:44am

I'm looking forward to my next one.....

wkids bigbro

QLD

12 posts

wkids bigbro

QLD, 12 posts

25 Feb 2009 3:01pm

windykid said...

farts are good ice breakers

not as good as burps

windykid

QLD

368 posts

windykid

QLD, 368 posts

25 Feb 2009 4:51pm

wkids bigbro said...

windykid said...

farts are good ice breakers

not as good as burps

hey you got your internet
also yes not as good as burps

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

25 Feb 2009 6:44pm

Farts are as farts do..... They are a wounderous and thunderous event shunned by women folk....... God only knows why?????

Im 41 and still giggle at anyone rippin one off until I get a wiff

PS My farts are awsome

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

25 Feb 2009 8:10pm

but would you fart into the bubble wrap machine therefore affording yourself a kind of immortality ????

shark

361 posts

shark

WA, 361 posts

25 Feb 2009 8:57pm

by chance, are all of you replying to this thread-single??

MintoxGT

975 posts

MintoxGT

WA, 975 posts

25 Feb 2009 11:59pm

Aaaaargh.SHARK!!!!

windykid

QLD

368 posts

windykid

QLD, 368 posts

26 Feb 2009 9:23am

MintoxGT said...

Aaaaargh.SHARK!!!!

NOOO were all doomed

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