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poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
28 Apr 2005 8:13am
poor hardie is having a few problems and needs the support of his fellow wind lovers round australia.
Hardie has recently stumbled apon bad luck, he lost a wad of money in a dodgey deal with nine blokes who were meant to be bringing him some souviners from bali, his starring role in a famous porn movie was canned, (due to hardie passing out every time he got a hard on, apparently his body couldnt deal with the loss of blood to his member)his luxury yacht sunk, and his windsurf board building business has gone bust.
Poor hardie.
Can anyone out there think of any methods we could employ/promote to get this virile hairy ravishing young man back on track again???
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
28 Apr 2005 4:53pm


HELP ME!!!!!!!!
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
28 Apr 2005 7:23pm

The fools used pepper!!!!!!

I told the idiots, "Use Coriander, it'll throw the sniffer dogs out, without giving them an aversive experience which will alert the police".

Pepper, yeh, the dogs don't smell the heroin, but they cough and sneeze their arses off!!!!
leski
leski
NSW
661 posts
NSW, 661 posts
29 Apr 2005 11:36am
HELP HIM!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
29 Apr 2005 4:51pm
poor hardie, red cross are dropping some buns out for him as we speak.
Failed porn stars anonymous are providing him with conselling and guiding him through the 12 steps.
Come on perth wind world lets rally round hardie.
If anyone sees him around, pat him on the back, embrace him in a hug, and give hime a little kiss.
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
29 Apr 2005 6:06pm
more of this crap........ wats next... hardie wavesailing the tsunami
John Howard
John Howard
WA
19 posts
WA, 19 posts
29 Apr 2005 7:08pm
looks like the Triple M are at it again (Mad Mandurah Mafia)
hardman
hardman
1116 posts
1116 posts
29 Apr 2005 8:30pm
I was advised of a hot tip on the stockmarket, apparently venezualan beaver cheese was going to be the next big restuarant/cafe thing since fried mocca latte, so me thinks OK I'll buy a sweet 90 mill's worth and make a killing on this one, the problem is the beavers in venezuala don't co-operate, they can only generate enough milk to supply one fancy restaurant in Caracas, so the stocks go from an opening price of a $1.50 to 7cents on opening trade day. There goes the greg norman yacht here comes the stacer runabout, you take one bit of dodgy advice on the stockmarket and.................


Haydz your sarcasm was hardly deserved or required, however there was a time when The water supply company in Qld were trying to demolish a Dam wall, and in the process of doing the calculations for them I asked If I could rig up and ride the wall of water that would result from the collapse of the Dam wall, needless to say I survived or how else could I be writing to tell you about this??? So stick that one under your waistcoat Haydy babes
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