maybe its time for that "man nappie" ???

Richiefish

you are very correct in your irrationial fear of "Shart"

Often you do not know where they are from, or where they are going.
Here is one that aleast helps understand the dreaded Bollwood shart and it origins

Shart: The Challenge is a 2004 Bollywood film written & directed by Puri Jagannadh. This film stars Tusshar Kapoor, Gracy Singh, Amrita Arora, and Anupam Kher. It's a remake of his telugu blockbuster, Badri.

Karan (Tusshar Kapoor) has a habit of involving himself in all types of challenges. While Karan and Sonam (Gracy Singh) go about singing and dancing, there comes a moment when an argument develops between them regarding love. Sonam believes in love at first sight while Karan opposes that theory vehemently, stating that love at first sight is nothing but mere infatuation


Few...know we can sail in peace knowing the dreaded Bollywood "Shart" is nothing but a toothless remake ...phew...

HOWEVER... there are more feared species of the SHART that demand more attention and true understanding of the personal injury that can occur from contact with the dreaded SHART

SHART
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 species of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser species can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.

Following is an extract from a survivior of a SHART attack...read the real life encounter...

On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.

I love a good poo gag

Gestalt said...

it's the ones you don't see that scare me.

Like when you take the biggest crap of your life and it hits the water with great force, splashing your bum with wee water, then slipping away around the trap never to be seen
Its a let down not to be able to see the fruits of your labour. All that grunting, groaning, sweat and tears
All you want is just one look at your new born Pommy
NOOOOOO!!!

Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)




I saw this happen to a friend of mine, he called us over cause he thought bali belly had gone , and he had a nice fart worked up,,,,, boy was he wrong ,. To this day it was the funniest thing I have ever seen ,couldnt get off the ground from laughter for about 3 minutes. Wish I had it on video!

sausage said...
I think the medical term for one of these is called a "Ghost Poo"

Is this where "virtual volume" came from??

Been pretty lucky not having experienced a shart before.....but I have experienced a few 'SNARTs'


www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snart
snart
when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which
Patti just snarted!

I don't think fear of sharts is irrational. That's why there's no such term as shartiphobe or shartiphobic. I looked in all the usual places and its not there, so the danger of sharts must be REAL.

Don't take this lightly people.

Oh, hand on...maybe being poo-obsessed is "normal" for a male??

Yer - that's it.

plus men like to talk crap....

You are on the bus when you suddenly realise... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:


you've been listening to your iPod

grumplestiltskin said...


You are on the bus when you suddenly realise... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:


you've been listening to your iPod

thats a good one

Very mature everyone. Oh btw have a laugh at these hahaha

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm

Greenroom said...

grumplestiltskin said...

The Teflon Turd
This non-stick sh1t comes out so clean, you don't need any toilet paper.

Have you ever been that confident in your teflon turn that you dont even have to wipe to check?
Just snap one off, pull ya droopy draws up and walk away

Noooooooo!!!

Richiefish said...

we just think it's funny!!!

I know - that's my point.

I did have a giggle at the bus joke though