i went to a mates place the other week for a party. all was good in chrispy world...until i took the long walk for a pee. finally got there and was blissing at the 6 beers pouring from me... until the shake all was sweet....then the dick chopper hit me...the last of my pee watered me, i went into shock as i thought my buddy might be injured and, then cursed loudly.

wtf...how do dick chopper toilet seats still exist in 2012 with all that we have learned.

i am a lazy and hopeless handyman,yet even i would fix/attempt/pay someone to sort this out.

rant over....

im pissing on his leg and cracking his nuts if it is not fixed next time i visit. go on better homes and gardens,fix that you .........

^^^ you cannot be dick chopped sitting down...can you

Scotty88 said...
Are you saying the toilet seat came down on your old fella ?

yep...it smashed down with all its vintage wood im so freaking cool look at my toilet seat remove your dick...yep it flew down and chopped and then laughed at me

So, if the average toilet seat is 40cms from the floor and my hips are 85cms from the ground, you have an extremely prideworthy appendage.

Gwendy said...
You either have really short legs or a d!ck as long as mine

maybe longer,it did put a dent in the wood

pepe,40 cm...lift the seat you pig oh im blushing

Chrispy- stop kneeling to piss.

Solved.

Usually at a party, drinking beer and needing a piss its normal to do it in the garden or somewhere else outside. So when I read about dick choppers, a term I've never heard of before, I was a bit worried.

I can't believe some plumbers install toilets and cisterns like this. You could sort of understand it if they were women, but you would think the plumbers would insist that the seat sits back 'safely'.

Needless to say, mine have been installed the correct way!