Grumps,

I have a cutting of the electronic key which I hang around my neck, car keys are in the car! It won't start car, but will open doors!

yo stilts,

i used to do as the hard, but i'm always thinkin that if some f#&*in low down good for nothing junkie decides to cosh a window and break in anyway, what happens if they find your keys - as well as scoring some wheels they can flog all your spare gear as well - WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

If i'm sailing in a dodgy area , i use a waterproof surf walet ($15) most surf shops sells em, you can also tie them round your neck and they don't let a drop of h20 in.

or you could go the combi pad lock with space for a key on to your toeing ring, (hmmm is that a word, sounds a bit porno!), but there a bit exy.

I have a little hook on my key ring so my car key can easily be taken off my house keys. Then i have rope on my car key so i can put it around my neck.
I did a nice decorative knot so the key doesnt hit my chest all the time.

I wondered what that cold metal object was?

Rellie, Unfortunately since I started reading the forums and developing an understanding of yours and hardmans relationship, my arse has been permanently clenched.
So storing them up there isnt an option.

I am also a bit worried about silvec01, those decorative knots are usually learned at boy scouts, and you know the influence those scout masters have over their troops

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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

Rellie, Unfortunately since I started reading the forums and developing an understanding of yours and hardmans relationship, my arse has been permanently clenched.
So storing them up there isnt an option.

I am also a bit worried about silvec01, those decorative knots are usually learned at boy scouts, and you know the influence those scout masters have over their troops

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I think you have developed and understanding of Hardmans relationship and feel you are missing out !!!
Maybe your ass in clenched cause they are already up your ass and you have to hold them in

sheesh, one crack about decorative knots

I'm practising the clenching in case I ever need a third hand to hold something while I'm busy

Hardie,
Thats an offer thats almost too good to refuse

but being the good looking, snag that I am I wouldn't want to upset Rellie by taking good side of the bed away from him.

what about mobile phone, wallet, mp3 player, sunblock and maybe some sangas and a coke,....is there enough room

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I've seen PR in a wetty, we could all store our keys in his ass

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Brownee, you can look by all means but if you want to touch it will incur a fee and a flogging from hardie.