You were shot by a stranger in the empty hallway of an empty building.

He was an ugly ****er, tall wearing a t-shirt with "i do all my own stunts" written on it. He had Doc Marten boots and black Levi jeans on.

You were a happily married man with two young children and a dog.

As you lay dying, you have the strength to write only one word in the pool of blood that is forming at your fingertips.

What is that word?

banjo

Dial

His name

Poor Rellie

Supercalafregalisticexpedaladoshes!

itsokimwithhbf

elmo said...

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalan

It's the longest word in the English language

With any luck by the time I've finished writing it the ambulance would have arrived

or you have to kill someone else, cause you've run out of blood and can't finish the word....

elmo said...

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycylalan

It's the longest word in the English language

No it isn't, because the naming conventions for compounds are not standard everywhere, and further people get to "make up" new compounds or names.

I also disagree with what most people believe - antidisestablishmentarianism - due to the double negative.

The real longest word which most people averlook is flaucinaucinihillipillification (def: the act of estimating something to be worthless).
Alternate spelling floccinoccinihillipillification.
Disappeared out of the dictionary in the 60's, perhaps because you can just say "that's f$%ked" ... it is a bit faster.

not again

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Karma[}:)]

windy?

I'm dirty

Hey...welcome back...where ya been??

Susie said...

love

(I'm with pr) OMG..I HOPE NOT